Words that Start with the Letter F
Yesterday J-Man hurt himself at school. He came home with a band-aid that he promptly took off and threw away. That kid hates band-aids. His sister loves band-aids and she goes through a box a week.
Sissy: I need a band-aid
Me: Where
Sissy: Right there
Me: I don’t see anything
Sissy: Well it hurts. I need a band-aid.
I asked him what happened and he showed me his hand. It was obvious he somehow got stabbed with a pencil.
Me: What happened?
J-Man: I don’t know. I got stabbed by my pencil. It was the sharpest one in my box. All my other pencils are broken.
Me: What did the teacher say.
J-Man: Nothing
Me: Did you wash your hand off before you got the band-aid?
J-Man: Ya. The nurse did it.
Me: Okay, you went to the nurse. What did she say?
J-Man: I don’t know. All I remember is she said a lot of words that start with the letter “F”.
Here are a couple of scenarios that have been running through my head.
Nurse: WTF! You kids are always freakin’ bothering me!
J-Man: I hurt my hand
Nurse: What the freak do you want me to do about it? Get you a freakin’ band-aid? I hate this freakin’ job!
or maybe it went something like this
J-Man: I hurt my hand
Nurse: Oh fiddle faddle! That must hurt. I have some funny band-aids for you.
J-Man: Okay
Nurse: Fortunately you came down here. This is my favorite job.
Which scenario do you think is closer to what she really said?