Dogs are Stupid

Okay, I’m not trying to be mean, I’m just putting it out there that dogs are stupid!  If you have a dog, then you know this to be true.  They are sweet, lovable, stupid creatures.  Now the other day I did the keyword search post.  Well, since then there have been so many searches for “things dogs have eaten“!  In two days time, we have had, “dog ate candles”,dog ate a candle”, “my dog ate moon sand, should I call the vet?“, and “what if my dog eats moon sand?”  Which brought Elle and I to the above conclusion.  Don’t get me wrong I love our dumb dog.  That’s my pet name for him sometimes, instead of Bruno, I call him “dumb dog“, and I say it in a dumb-like voice (you’ll just have to imagine it for yourself).  My dog will eat anything that falls onto the floor.  One good thing about having a dog is, less vacuuming!  The problem is the stuff he eats that he shouldn’t.  I know my dog has eaten moon sand because as in my previous post that shi stuff goes everywhere!  But he hasn’t eaten a whole container, so I didn’t bother googling it.  He eats tissues, I don’t know why, but apparently they are tasty.  So is the cat box, so I’m guessing, my dog isn’t too picky when it comes to what he eats!  Elle’s dog ate a whole dead bird!  He was absolutely fine.  But don’t change that dog food!  We all know what happens when you do that!  Explosive doggy diarrhea throughout your house!  My dh is not a fan of dogs, especially our whiny, howley, beagle.  And the thing is, Bruno (the dog not the husband), just doesn’t get it.  When he’s scared he goes and hides over by my husband.  When he gets home from work Bruno runs to the door all excited to see him.   About a week ago, my husband yelled, “what the hell did you feed that dog?”  I said, “why, what’s the matter?”  “he stinks!  Every minute he’s over there gassing me out of the room, and every time he does it, he looks at me”  I guess the bones I was giving him, were also giving him gas.  And yes, he would expel some gas and either look at his butt or my husband.  Needless to say, I stopped giving him those bones.  I also had to change his food a few weeks ago.  I was giving him Kibbles and bits, and well, let’s say it was a doggie laxative for him.  No more kibbles and bits for him!  Elle and I were talking about this and we came to the conclusion that cats don’t seem to eat as many weird things as dogs.  And if cats could talk, I bet they would be very sarcastic.  Yes, this was a real conversation Elle and I had.  Interesting, huh?

So enjoy your dumb dogs, and remember the next time your dog eats something he shouldn’t of, as Anne from http://www.smalltownmommy.com said, “The Vet cost money, google is free!”

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6 Responses to Dogs are Stupid

  1. Leanne says:

    The vets costs money and google is free. Okay, ladies here’s who we make our millions. We all band together and form a stupid question site…. One that’s real and that twelve year old kids can’t answer the questions on….

    Oh, my cat doesn’t answer to his real name, but he will turn and come if I call him ‘stupid’. How bad is that?

  2. Michelle says:

    I agree, dogs are dumb. We have two fury beasts that will eat anything in their path, and I mean anything. It’s kind of nice, I don’t have sweep the kitchen floor. They just eat it all up. LOL!! Thanks for sharing your funny story. Enjoyed it!

  3. Anne says:

    Dogs are very dumb. And if they would just eat what was dropped on the floor, I would say ok, he thinks I am dropping food. But, our dog is so dumb that he will seek out things that he shouldn’t eat.

    I will say though, we have been lucky and he never gets diarrhea (knock on dog). Even when he ate chocolate followed by hydrogen peroxide (supposed to make them puke), he just kind of looked at all of us like, “Yea, so what?” and went to sleep.

  4. Gibby says:

    My dog is very dumb. My girls get so upset when they hear me calling him “you dumb dog!” AND, I hear you about those bones. Any type of rawhide gives our dog the WORST gas. Seriously, he could clear a room.

  5. Stacy says:

    ROTFLMAO! Oh I so agree – I love my dog (now 2) to pieces, but man oh man can they be dumb! My Wheaten is sneaky – the Princess Nagger likes to leave her plate within his easy reach…he’ll wolf down a whole chicken leg and other than some major gas (that the Nagger likes to blame on Dada), he’s been fine (knock on dog!) Then he just slinks away with his head down and his peanut tail flattened. There’s a reason we call him ‘Dork Dog’ and ‘Doofus’…he comes when we call those names! LOL!

    Thanks for the laugh…I saw Anne’s comment about vets cost money, Google is free and laughed out loud on that, too…but it’s so true! 🙂

  6. LMAO! I love my cats and my dog. But, my dog is dumb!

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