The Tacky Crap Catalog

Yesterday in the mail my husband received what I like to call, “The Tacky Crap Catalog“.  After glancing through it he gave it to me.  Well of course I felt the need to share with all of you some of the tacky crap that you can order.  I’m not sure who orders this stuff, apparently people do, or else they wouldn’t be in business since 1958!  I guess it’s true that people will buy anything !!  Here’s what I found……  First off, my favorite, as you may know…The Snuggie!  Doesn’t she look so wonderful and warm in her Snuggie?  And look you and your husband can look alike!  Don’t the two crazy people look cute together??

And who doesn’t need a bank that “Breaks Wind With Every Coin?”  That is a great Anniversary, Birthday, or any occasion gift.  It just expels I Love You!!!

Okay, what kind of dork is this guy?  Here honey where this hair umbrella while I cut your hair.  And he looks so happy, doesn’t he?

Okay, my husband thought this device was to wipe the toilet….it’s actually to wipe your a–!  Yes, an extender so you can reach around easier, and is equipped with a quick release button!  Isn’t this a handy dandy tool?

Let me ask you, what the hell is this guy thinking?  Beside’s the fact that he looks like a robot.  I don’t think wearing that shirt is going to get you any dates!  L O S E R!!! 

Now we have a home electrolysis kit.  Don’t you need to go to school and get a license to electrocute hair off of people?  Is it a really good idea to let people play with electricity?  I’m thinking…NO!

And finally we have a ring that will help you lose weight!  That’s all you need, a ring!  Ancient Japanese Secret!  Just be careful where you put it.  Each finger makes you lose weight in different areas.

So, if you forgot and let’s say kept wearing it on one finger, would your hips get really small, and the rest of you stay big??  That would look really funny.