Mental Defective Monday 18

It’s Monday again.  Ugh!  Truthfully like most people, I HATE Mondays.  The only good thing about them is finding all the weird, ridiculous keyword searches of the week.  This week brought out all the crazy people, because some of the searches don’t make sense.  So, lean back, relax and read what the crazy people look for on the web…..

1. I hate having to shave meat deli – Really? Then you might want to find another job and I have no idea how that brought you to our site..

2. blue perit movie – What the hell is a perit ?  Did you mean parrot?  Why do they let dumb people have computers?

3. Yankee candles poison for children – I don’t know if they’re poison, but I’m pretty sure they’re not good for children.

4. Jesus Mary and Joseph walk into a bar – and see a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi, stop me if you’ve heard this one…..

5. the biggest monky butt – King Kong’s?  And by the way, you spelled monkey wrong….Elle hates spelling errors!

6. What does a monkeys butt look like? – turn around and I’ll tell you.

7. My dog is sweet but stupid – Hey! Our dogs are too!

8. dumb ass mothers– Oh, I know some of those.  Aren’t they the ones that dress like Bratz dolls, and have the same size brain as one?

9. i had poking of the butt and went to the doctor – Is that what you told your doctor?  Because if you did, I’m sure you’re doctor talked about you all day long!  

10. monkey butt winery – Can’t you picture a bunch of monkey’s stomping grapes and making wine?  I bet there’s some serious feces throwing going on when they’re drunk!

11. monkey butt tomatoes (this was searched 7 times this week) -Is there some sort of new breed of tomatoes I don’t know about?