What The Hell Wednesday~14
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
If you visited us yesterday, then you read that I’ve had a headache for 6 days now. Today I had an appointment with my doctor. I described the headache to her, I feel it the most at the back of my head and it wraps around my head like a bad 80’s sweatband. Y’know like Olivia Newton John in Physical. Luckily the doctor knew immediately what it was, a muscle contraction headache. What The Hell is that? I’ve never heard of one of those. I get headache’s all the time, migraines, tension, stress, sinus, you name it, I get it. Great, one more to add to the list! They’re not really sure how you get them, usually it’s due to something out of whack with your neck, spine, or posture. Well I did fall down last week, and was using the Wii fit. Maybe I did it then, or because I’m trying to stand up straight. She gave me some really nice pills that have muscle relaxants, codeine, aspirin and caffeine. Pills I like to call, “make sure you’re horizontal when you take them”.
Oh crap, I just read that pamphlet they gave me with the pills and it says, “Do not lay down for a half an hour after taking them”. What the Hell? It doesn’t even tell me why! Maybe that’s why it didn’t work earlier, I took one and went to bed.
If you’re on Facebook you need to become a fan of www.peopleofwalmart.com. The picture’s they post of people will make you go What The Hell every time! It’s amazing that some people actually leave the house looking like such train wrecks! It’s also good for a laugh!
Elle keeps telling me that it’s “Our Year”, “The Year of the Monkey Butt”. Kinda like Chinese New Year, only much funnier. So this is the year that we get aggressive and start to “catch on” with people. Every time she says that I sing, “Be aggressive, be be aggressive, B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. aggressive!” I know right now you’re saying, “What the hell Stacy, now that stupid song is stuck in my head!” You’re welcome, see we’re catching on already!
Our dumb ass cat is still on top of the refrigerator, and still puking all the time! Tonight I heard this really weird scream and looked to see the cat with his tongue hanging out. Oh crap! I ran to the kitchen, grabbed him and got him onto the floor just in time for him to puke ALL over the floor! What The Hell?! There was a line of puke across the whole kitchen! UGH! And I can’t complain to my husband because he will say, “well YOU wanted the cat”. Yea, but I didn’t want one that would lay on top of our refrigerator and throw up all the time!
Elle
Sunday morning I was trying to sleep in and J-Man didn’t want me to.
J-Man: Mom, I want to tell you something.
Me: In a few minutes honey.
J-Man: I need you to come look at something.
Me: Can’t it wait a little bit?
J-Man: No, I need to show you now.
Me: Okay, give me a couple minutes and I’ll be right there.
J-Man: Fine, I’ll just tell you right now. My head itches and I need you to check my hair to see if I have lice.
Me: What The Hell??!!! I’m awake!
No, J-Man didn’t have lice, but the kids in his class are dropping like flies with lice so he’s getting a little paranoid.
Although, I haven’t made any resolutions, I have started using the Wii Fit again. I was pretty proud of myself because my Wii Fit age was 12 years younger than I am. Last night my husband used the Wii Fit for the first time and I was sure I would kick his butt at the balance games. Well, holy crap, not so much. The icing on the cake (mmmmmmm..cake) was his Wii Fit age was 16 years younger than his real age. What the Hell??!! That’s sooooo not fair. At least I’m 4 years younger for real.
