Random Tuesday Thoughts

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Stacy

People are really annoying.  They complain about everything, ask stupid questions, and spread ridiculous rumors.  Last week was a fairly annoying “people” week for me.  My job is moving to a different city, and while half of us are really happy, there are always those that complain about everything!  Hello people, you are so lucky you even have a job, so suck it up and drive the extra 10 minutes to work!

I cannot do self-tanner, I’ve tried and tried, and I always look like an Oompa Lumpa!  I never can do it right.  I’d rather just sit on the beach and get my daily dose of Vitamin D.  And yes I know all about skin cancer…that’s why I don’t put baby oil on anymore before I go out in the sun!

I can’t watch Dancing With The Stars without feeling like I’d love to take dancing lessons.  And then I see Kate Gosselin dance, and that thought disappears…

Today was the first day of the kid’s spring vacation, and I realized that I could get a hell of a lot more done if Facebook didn’t keep notifying me of important things…..like who commented on a status I liked.  Damn you Facebook!

Okay, the “Mother Nature” commercial with her bringing the “monthly gift” is really, really annoying.  And have you noticed that the “gift” is wrapped in dark pink/red paper!  Okay, ewwwww, enough, it’s not even a funny commercial!  I think the guys that come up with the Budweiser commercials could make a better one that would be funny.  That is something I’d like to see!

Elle

Don’t believe the Purina people’s propaganda that their kitty litter “Yesterday’s News” is good at controlling litter box odor. Because let me tell you, it totally sucks at controlling litterbox odor. Oh man, apparently there isn’t any type of litterbox odor test they have to pass before they can put that in their advertising. You know, instead of the FDA, there should be the LBA (litterbox association) and they would have strict standards and rigorous testing before any odor controlling claims could just be slapped on litter labels willy nilly.

Willy nilly, there’s something you don’t hear or say everyday. Anybody have any idea where it originated from? I know, I could Google it, but it seems like too much effort for a saying I’ll probably never use again in my lifetime.

Napping while the kids are home on spring break is way harder than when they’re at school.

We took the kids bowling Monday night and I rocked! I got 3 strikes and a spare. Go me! Oh, and no! I didn’t use the bumpers. They were only there for the kids.

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