What The Hell Wednesday ~ 43
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
You didn’t think a little thing like being on vacation would keep me from our weekly Wednesday fun, did you? Really, What The Hell were you thinking? Maybe next week I’ll bow out since we’ll be visiting the Mouse but right now we’re relaxing on beautiful Hutchinson Island and it’s great!
We’re staying at my Mother-in-laws place for a few days. Across the street is a beautiful beach, the ocean and a big clubhouse and pool. Monday night we all went swimming around 8. We all had fun swimming after dark with the water so warm. We tried it again last night. Once again we had the pool to ourselves. They don’t have a lot of lights in the pool area. There are the lights in the pool and then some around that pool that are motion sensitive. The whole pool area is gated and you have to use a key to get inside and back out. Since the other lights were out I decided to go over and make them come back on. I managed to get one light on and went over to the other one. As I was jumping around trying to make it come on I saw a shadow on the other side of the fence. I tried to tell myself it was just my imagination but then the shadow started climbing the fence. Holy crap! Instead of running right then, I stood there watching it climb the fence higher and higher. What The Hell?! I froze just like the losers in horror movies that end up as zombie food. It climbed to the top of the fence and then I saw it scamper across the top and I could see it clearly against the night sky. It was a freakin’ huge raccoon and it was locked in the pool area with us! I turned and ran to the pool yelling “Everyone out of the pool now! There’s a raccoon in here!” The kids start yelling and hurrying to get out. My husband is thinking “What the Hell are you talking about?” I’m rushing the kids. Sissy runs over to our stuff and grabs as much as she can. I threw J-Man’s towel on him and we run over to the gate. I’m fumbling with the key, trying to open the gate so we aren’t trapped with the raccoon anymore. I managed to get the gate open and we all run for our SUV as fast as we can. Sissy is yelling “Let me in. Let me in!” My husband is still back by the gate (the one that lags behind always gets it in horror movies. Doesn’t he know anything?) yelling “Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?” Sissy had them in her hand so I grab them, run back to him and throw them at his feet and run back to the SUV. We all jump in and slam the doors. My husband looks at me and says “Are you sure you saw something?” What the freakin hell???!!! I know what I saw and it was a huge raccoon and I hate raccoons. J-Man said it best “If mom’s afraid of it then I’m afraid of it.” We all agreed that we were done with the whole night swimming thing. I’d rather get a sunburn than get in a wrestling match with a raccoon any day of the week!
Stacy
The other night I went to the gym, and when I got there I could smell pizza. I looked around and there were a bunch of empty pizza boxes on a table. What The Hell?? Apparently Planet Fitness thinks it’s a good idea to fill you full of pizza! Okay, first off I don’t think you are suppose to fill yourself full of food right before working out, and second, why do they think it’s a good idea to do this?? Elle says it’s job security for them. They even had a sign saying to keep the pizza away from the exercise equipment. Yea because eating a slice of pizza while walking on the treadmill is a bad idea right? My friend also told me that some mornings they have free bagels and cream cheese. Again WHAT THE HELL??? How is this promoting a healthy lifestyle?? I know it’s suppose to be the “Judgement Free Zone”, but I’m definitely judging you on feeding your members crappy food!
