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Rocking the Random Tuesday

Rocking the Random Tuesday

If it’s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. Stop by, say hi and see what the Queen of Randomness, Stacy, is up to. Stacy I’m really sick of this winter.  And I’m sick of our spring that is, well, more winter than spring!  Sunday…

What The Hell Wednesday

What The Hell Wednesday

Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide…

Mental Defective Monday-15

Mental Defective Monday-15

It’s Monday again, time for the weird keyword searches from last week.  Of course this week it’s different, this week I’m doing this alone, sniff, sniff.  Elle’s off on her Disney vacation, and I’m stuck here reading the creepy things people look for online!  Okay enough about me, like Elle says to me, “It’s not all about you!”  Enjoy the list…..

1. Monkey butt costumes – For the kid that wants to be the only one not dressed as Spider-man, Sponge bob, or a Bratz doll.  Although, I don’t think you’ll be winning any costume party awards!

2. Alcohol party like Tupperware party– I don’t know about you, but I’m guessing an Alcohol party would be a little more interesting than a Tupperware party. 

3. Monkey butt lotion – Would you use something with that  name???  I know I wouldn’t!

4. Smack the monkey butt game – This must be a new game, I’ve never heard of it.  I wonder if Parker Brothers came out with it?  I hope it’s a board game, and not a “hands on” type of game!

5. “good alcoholic drink” outdoor party– I prefer Kahlua, most people like beer or wine, although Margarita’s are nice in the summer.  I think it depends on what you like.

6. 33 years old and have mono – Yes, there seems to be a spike in mother’s in their 30’s getting mono.  “Mono, it’s not just for teenagers anymore”  Just like teenagers, Mother’s don’t get enough sleep or take care of themselves, that’s how they develop mono.  Not the “going around kissing everyone” disease anymore!  I should know, I had it last year, and my next door neighbor has it right now!

7. Butt self portraits– Okay, your butt is extremely talented!!  How do you hold the pencil….oh wait…never mind…TMI!

8. A picher of a monkeys butt– A “picher”?  Really?  This would kill Elle!  She absolutely hates spelling errors! 

9. Monkey allergy– Do you take Singulair or Allegra for that?  Or maybe you just need to stay away from monkey’s!  They throw their feces y’know!

And Last but definitely NOT least…………..

10. Does caffeine make your ass itch? – NO!  But apparently it makes yours itch!  Time to call a doctor buddy!

Wordful Wednesday~The Sounds of Spring

Wordful Wednesday~The Sounds of Spring

This is a picture of my pansies that my Mom brought up for me for Mother’s Day.  They are really beautiful and huge!  Looking at the pansies, the other flowers around the yard, and listening to the birds, it seems spring has definitely sprung!  It’s been…

Random Tuesday Thoughts~Rats! Keep Your Religion to Youself!

Random Tuesday Thoughts~Rats! Keep Your Religion to Youself!

Keelyat The Un-Mom started Random Tuesday Thoughts and we thought we would join in the fun. Stop by her blog and check out her awesome randomness. Elle The past few Saturdays there have been some unwanted visitors to our house. You know who they are.…