Again, it is our favorite day of the week here at BMB, “Mental Defective Monday.”  If you haven’t been here before, let’s explain, this is the day when we do our post of the weirdest, twisted, down right craziest searches people have searched for and ended up at our site.  Although we have three pages of weird searches, we’ll narrow it down and give you the cream of the crop.

1. Jealous of my therapist’s friends – okay, first off, why is your therapist talking to you about his or her friends?  Aren’t you there to pay an arm and a leg to complain about your own problems?  I’m just saying.

2. Monkey butt heart – oh that’s right, it’s Valentine’s Day soon!  What woman wouldn’t want a Monkey Butt Heart!  I know Elle would love one, right Elle?

3. What to do after you’ve been kicked in the stomach by a horse?– Hmm, throw up, cry, scream, double over in pain, go to the hospital instead of googling it?  Elle should do this one, she has experience in this department….

 Elle: If you’re a stupid teenager you cry, double over in pain, then because your stupid friend says “Don’t tell my mother” You don’t and you sleep over her house even though you’re in agony, maybe bleeding internally, can barely walk, but hey, you didn’t tell her mother.

4. Videos da club butts – I think YouTube has what you’re looking for!

5. lots of butts games – I’m thinking these games aren’t made by Parker Brothers or Milton Bradley.

6.  the blue face monkey images – Is there a blue faced monkey or is their face blue from holding their breath because the other monkeys smell so bad?

7. Monkey butt candles– Again, I really think Elle and I need to make some monkey butt candles, there is obviously a market for them.  It could just be a butt and the wick could be coming out of it’s…well, never mind, you get the point.

8.  How to tell if my dog ate something – Usually, the vomiting and/or diarrhea is a big head’s up

9. doctor spooky – What the hell is his speciality?  I would hope it’s not an OB/GYN!

10.  Are Yankee Candles harmful to cats? – finally a stupid cat! 

11. Pathetic Monkey Pictures – what exactly is a Pathetic monkey?

12. Two Good Butts – Thanks, I would have to agree, we do have 2 good butts!

13.  Club Butt . com – Okay, EWWWWWWWWWWWW!  Pervert!

14. bleu monkey 1 LLC – is that french or are they dyslexic? 

15. Redneck white girls butts – I’m thinking it would picture girls wearing sweatpants that say “JUICY” or “FLIRT” across the back, or Bedazzled pants.  Probably with their “tramp stamps” and their thongs hanging out.  Ew, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little……

Until Next week, keep googling that weird crap interesting items so that we may never run out of material!  ~Elle & Stacy