Ways To Impress The Teacher

Sissy came home from school with an assignment to write about her summer vacation. Usually, not a problem. She could write about her trip to Massachusetts.

How much fun she had on the whale watch.

How we had Lobster

How we all went to Woodman’s

Or the trip to Hampton Beach

Or, to my horror, how her cousins taught her all she’ll need to know about college….Beer Pong.


I’ll be waiting for that phone call from her teacher.