Aloha Friday ~ No Offense!

Friday is the day that Hawaiians take it easy and get ready for the weekend. So in that spirit we’re asking a simple question. Head on over to An Island Life for more Aloha Friday fun and to sign Mr. Linky if you’re playing.

Recently Stacy wrote a post about her son and his new thing, which was to say “No offense” before saying something offensive. To him it was a license to say whatever he wanted as long as he said “No offense” before it. So here’s our question,

If “No Offense” really worked, what would you say?

Also, to whom would you say it?

Elle

“No offense, but if I hear ‘I had to get up at the butt crack of dawn’ one more time, I will scream, maybe stamp my feet and give you an indian sunburn.”  to a former co-worker and anyone else who says this. WTH? Is it butt crack of dawn or Don, as in Don the plumber. What time is it when we see Don’s butt crack? Is it like when the groundhog sees his shadow? It’s the crack of dawn people! When the first ray of sunlight peeks over the horizon. Get it right!

Stacy

“No offense, but it is sooo nasty that you do NOT wash your hands when you are done in the bathroom!” to a few guys, one woman at work, and anyone else who feels the need to spread their nasty bathroom germs all over the place.  And by the way, just running them under water for a second doesn’t do a damn thing!  I sit near the bathroom at work, and I KNOW who is a handwasher and who isn’t, and if you are a non-handwasher, do NOT under any circumstances use my phone!  It’s like you took my phone and wiped, well you get the nasty picture!