Mental Defective Monday 21

Hey, it’s Monday again, and you know what that means. Time for more crazy, weird, strange, sometimes gross, but almost always funny searches that bring people to our little blog.

1. omg im dumb ass: That’s glaringly obvious but I don’t know how Googling it will help you.

2. BUTT ODOR DEODORANT: Apparently there is a big market for this. We get this keyword search several times a month and I’m thinking this person really, really needs it.

3. world record biggest butt: you’re not going to find that here!

4. my older sister comic: there goes Stacy Googling me again.

5. kill the wiggles: I’m not really a fan either, but that sounds a little extreme.

6. mother and dog slut: I’m not sure where you’re going with this, but we really don’t want to go there with you

7. cash semen: ewwwwwwwww!

8. pee ocean: is that an ocean of pee or peeing in the ocean? please be more specific.

9. my dogs eyes, butt and nose are red: that’s a shame, but I think you should be doing more than Googling this

10. how to get moonsand stains out of my carpet: This is the exact reason my kids play with Moon Sand in the kitchen. I just sweep it up. Try to remember that next time