Hey Look! It's Mental Defective Monday!

We haven’t done a Mental Defective Monday since October ’09. What’s up with that? It’s not because of a lack of crazy, creepy, make your skin crawl keyword searches. No, it’s mostly because we’ve been to busy on Sunday nights watching The Amazing Race or something like that.

1.   allergic to squirrel; then stop eating it. Simple

2.   words that start with blue; blueberry, bluebonnet ummmm…. good luck with that one.

3.    monkey butt cysts; ewwwwwwwwww! Medical intervention is probably a good idea at this point.

4.   her butt big as hell; If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

5.   site where you can start arguments monkeybutt; why would you need to argue about monkey-butts?

6.   cure for dogs butt fishy smell; Try this newfangled idea called a bath.

7.   my baby squirrels butt is swollen; maybe he’s putting the nuts in the wrong cheeks

9.   my cat pukes out poo; you may want to call the vet on that one

9.  monkey ass on outside; okay, you got me. Isn’t that where a monkey’s ass is supposed to be?

10.    poop bigger than butt; I’ve got one word for you……fiber. Or maybe Jamie Lee Curtis and her Activia could help you out.