What The Hell Wednesday~32

Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?

Stacy

The other night was the Miss USA Pageant, the only reason I know this, is because they were talking about how the new Miss USA has some sort of scandal.  Really?  Seriously?  What The Hell?  Almost every time they crown a new Miss USA, there is some sort of scandal!  I mean how hard is it to do a background check, Facebook page check, or Google Search??  The media doesn’t seem to have a problem finding these things!  I think the application for Miss USA should include the following questions: “Have you ever been on a sex tape?  Had naked pictures of you taken?  Had a picture of yourself kissing another girl?  Stripped in public?  Or been on a Girls Gone Wild video?”  I don’t know who they’d have left, but it would eliminate having to disqualify her for being a skank….just sayin’

The other day Elle called me when she got out of work.  My 11 year old son picked up the phone and said, “Yea my Mom is in the bathroom right now.”  What The Hell?  Do you have to be so specific?  Do people need to know that?  I knew Elle was laughing on the other end of the phone.  Leave it to kids to do something like this.

I mentioned that I text a lot.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  What I hate is when I send a text to someone and they don’t text me back, or I wait hours before I get a reply.  What The Hell?  It’s just rude okay?  I know you have your“crackberry” or whatever right next to you.  The least you could do is reply to my question!  And for the record “k” is not a real answer k?!

At the gym the other day, I was on the elliptical machine, and I glanced down on the floor and saw a puddle.  I was thinking, “wow someone must of spilled their water there and didn’t clean it up.”  That is, until I looked at the guy right behind the puddle…What The Hell??  The puddle was his, and it wasn’t his water, it was HIM!  Okay, I’m all for working out and stuff, but geez, that’s just gross!!  The puddle looked as big as when Frosty melted!! 

When I went to write this post, I glanced at some of our comments.  There were a few pending so I read through them.  One of them commented on our Random Tuesday Post, and said something like, “thank you so much for that crucial information on this subject, now I have the missing link for my business.”  What The Hellwere you missing dumbass?  Advice on when to take down your Christmas decorations or how it’s bad manners to use a speakerphone in the bathroom?  Really…I’d like to know.

Elle

You’ve probably already heard about the Food Network guy that tried to hire some homeless men to kill his wife. Today on Good Morning Americathey talked about his possible motive. Supposedly his wife was so upset over not being able to have a baby that she was despondent and wanted to die but being Catholic and all suicide is a sin. So, being the good husband that he is, he tried to hire hit-men to kill her. What The Hell??!!Ya, what a guy! Obviously he had her best interests at heart. I’m sure having some homeless guy slit her throat would be waaaaaaaaay better than the life she has. Suddenly, the anniversary I got pot holders isn’t looking so bad.

That’s it for me today. I know, What The Hell???. I’m exhausted and I have like a million things to do in the next few days. I’d really like to know What The Hell happened to my nap schedule. It’s all shot to hell lately.  I’m worse than a cranky toddler when I don’t get my nap. Just ask Stacy.