Random Tuesday Thoughts
If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!
Stacy
I only crave chocolate when I don’t have any in the house. When I do have some in the house, I could care less, but when I run out, uh oh! That’s when I want it the most!
If you color your hair red one weekend, and then try to color it blonde the next, it would probably be an orangery reddish type color. Just sayin’
Men are moodier than women. Just sayin’
I don’t like people touching my stuff. People at work know this very well, which is why they’re always touching my stuff. I came in to work today to find that my brand new tissue box was missing. Yep, gone, off my desk! So I went and grabbed another one and wrote my name on all four sides of it. The culprit who took the first one said that they were going to pull all the tissues out of that box and put it into the one they stole. Argh!
I’d like to know why more deer don’t get shot. When I walk the dog late at night, there are always deer outside banging and crashing through the woods! It sounds like a freakin’ T-Rex is going to bust out of the woods at me!
Did you know that Facebook has a new application called “Pot Farm”? It’s exactly what you’re thinking it is. I don’t play the applications, but did click on this to take a peek. Very interesting. I think I would play a zombie farm game or something like that. If they ever come up with that, I’ll play.
Elle
My doctor has one last thing to try before I rip out all my girl parts with an exacto knife. I’m hoping it helps because the exacto knife route is going to be pretty messy and I’m pretty sure I won’t feel like cleaning up afterwards.
I don’t think my kids could be any more excited about summer vacation. With only 6 days of school left, a rabid wolverine could be gnawing away at their leg while they are being struck by lightning and all that would come out would be “only 6 more days until summer vacation!”
The other morning I pulled open my curtains and there was a doe standing right in my flower garden. Normally this would really tick me off and I’d open the window and yell at the damn deer to get out of my garden. But since my garden is pretty overgrow with weeds, it’s not such a big deal. In fact, it was great watching the deer rip out all those weeds by the roots and eat them. She can come back anytime.
I went bathing suit shopping recently. I didn’t come home with a bathing suit. ‘Nuf said.
Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow. Really, what the hell are you waiting for?
