Random Tuesday Thoughts


If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!


Today driving home from work I saw a group of guys wearing skinny jeans with white sunglasses. I really wanted to pull over and tell them all that they look stupid, but I was afraid they would call the cops, since they were teenagers, and I probably could of been old enough to be their Aunt or something.

I think I may be a bad Mom. I had 2 Open House’s last week for each of my son’s. I went to the first one, but at the second one they passed out a 10 page packet about 7th grade and then proceeded to read it to us. Since I can read myself, I figured that I could leave at 7:50 p.m. to leave me just enough time to get home and catch the premiere of Survivor. Shhhhh, don’t tell….

I really need to get a “Poker Face”. My Mum always has said that I can’t hide what I’m thinking, it’s always all over my face. So she always tells me to never play poker. Even today someone came up to me and said that I didn’t look too happy. Exactly! I guess I should give up my dream of becoming an actress…..dammit!


You might have missed the horrible, disgusting worm incident that happened to us on Friday night. I took a video. Just scroll down to the previous post, but I warn you, you’ll be seriously disgusted.

FYI,  don’t cook bacon on the grill. My husband had that bright idea on Saturday night. He went back outside to check on the barbecuing bacon and saw an orange glow around his grill. He lifted the lid and flames shot up in the air about 5 feet. I didn’t get a video. Sorry, I was napping.

This morning when I walked into the kitchen both of our dogs melted into the floor in puddles of guilt. Ears down, looking everywhere but at me and tails between their legs. I looked everywhere. but couldn’t find any evidence of their dirty dog deeds. I’m guessing they ate the evidence. Hey, as long as they clean up after themselves, I don’t care. It’s more than my kids do.

Parenting fail of the day? I completely forgot to make Sissy’s lunch for school today. She takes lunch every single day. How did I forget?  They should let her charge something. I think she has a couple dollars on her account. I hope.

 Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow. We’re on #50 and are planning a giveaway for #52. We’ll give you the details soon.