{"id":1068,"date":"2009-05-19T06:15:24","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T10:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2009-05-19T06:15:24","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T10:15:24","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughtselle-phoned-it-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/05\/19\/random-tuesday-thoughtselle-phoned-it-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts~Elle Phoned It In"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Keely<\/a>at The Un-Mom started Random Tuesday Thoughts and we thought we would join in the fun. Stop by her blog and check out her awesome randomness.<\/p>\n

Here I am alone again at BMB, but Elle phoned<\/strong> in her random thoughts for this week!\u00a0 Score!!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay, what is with the people wearing inappropriate clothing and shoes at Walt Disney World??\u00a0 Why would you wear stiletto heels or platforms?\u00a0 I don’t care how good you think you look, after walking 20 miles a day, I’m sure your feet aren’t looking too healthy!\u00a0 Those bloody stumps you call feet are super sexy!\u00a0 While we’re on the subject, I’m sure you are really proud of your tattoos, but there are some things that I don’t need to see!\u00a0 Like the\u00a0lady who wears the same black dress every single day to the park just to show off her dragon tattoo across her chest!\u00a0 I’m more interested in the fact that she’s worn the dress every day, doesn’t she own another dress?\u00a0 It’s been 90 here, I think it may smell by now!<\/p>\n

Having fun is waaaaay too much work!\u00a0\u00a0I woke up yesterday morning and asked Mitch if he had hit me with a baseball bat all over my body while I was sleeping.\u00a0 Because that’s how I feel.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The idea of bringing the kids homework along with us was a stupid idea.\u00a0 As soon as we hit Disney no homework was getting done.\u00a0 I think they may of done one sheet!\u00a0 Of course we’ll be doing it all the night before they go back to school.<\/p>\n

Oh, and J-man has discovered the best thing in the universe………spray cheese<\/strong>!!\u00a0 When I asked him if he liked it, he said, “Who wouldn’t<\/em> like spray cheese?”<\/strong>\u00a0 He’s on his 3rd can as we speak.<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other night my husband and I were watching t.v. while both boys were upstairs in their beds.\u00a0 One of them sneezed, “who was that?”<\/em> asked my husband.\u00a0 I wasn’t sure since they are both sneezing constantly lately, so I said, “I don’t know”.<\/strong>\u00a0 Then a bang, “what was that?”<\/em>\u00a0 he asks.\u00a0 “um, I don’t know, one of them upstairs”.<\/strong>\u00a0 “Well what are they doing?”<\/em>\u00a0 “Hmmm, let me use my x-ray vision to look through the walls and see what’s going on…..I don’t know, I’m not up there either, I’m sitting on the couch downstairs next to you.” <\/strong><\/p>\n

I’ve been trying to drink water lately.\u00a0 The thing is, I don’t drink water.\u00a0 I don’t like it…at all.\u00a0 I drink coffee, and then I switch to Mtn. Dew.\u00a0 This is how I function every day.\u00a0 I am like a camel, I don’t get thirsty and I don’t have to go to the bathroom every two seconds.\u00a0 I have added one water bottle per day, I add a Hawaiian Punch water mix to it so I can choke it down.\u00a0 The weird thing is I think my body is freaking out.\u00a0 I swear my kidneys are aching, and I still don’t have to go to the bathroom…..that is until about 10-11 hours after<\/em> I drink the water!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Oh and by the way, I have a problem with Mother Nature this time.\u00a0 Do you know that it is May?\u00a0 It’s almost Memorial Day, and today it was maybe 50 degrees out!\u00a0\u00a0Tonight it’ll be around 30 degrees.\u00a0 30 degrees in May, with 2 weeks until June.\u00a0 WUWT??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Keelyat The Un-Mom started Random Tuesday Thoughts and we thought we would join in the fun. Stop by her blog and check out her awesome randomness. Here I am alone again at BMB, but Elle phoned in her random thoughts for this week!\u00a0 Score!! Elle…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[188,477,2173,1114,1572,1685,1800,1834,1908],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-he","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}