{"id":1086,"date":"2009-05-25T22:49:45","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T02:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2009-05-25T22:49:45","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T02:49:45","slug":"mental-defective-monday-tuesday-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/05\/25\/mental-defective-monday-tuesday-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday-Tuesday Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Due to the fact that I\u00a0totally spaced on the fact that\u00a0yesterday was Monday, this is Mental Defective Monday-Tuesday Edition<\/em>.\u00a0 We have been so busy with cook-out’s and Elle just got back from vacation, so our weekly keyword search post was totally forgotten about.\u00a0 But don’t you worry, you will not be without the crazy, sometimes awful things that people search for and end up here on Blue Monkey Butt!!<\/p>\n

1. Ruptured spleen from falling off monkey bars – <\/strong>This actually sounds like a statement not a question….if you did<\/em> fall off the monkey bars, and you do <\/em>feel like you ruptured your spleen, don’t google it, go to the nearest ER!\u00a0 I mean that’s what people used to do before the Internet!<\/p>\n

2. funny things to say about a picture with a butt on it<\/strong>– Well we could just use the “usual” terms that people search for – ugly butt, hairy butt, bald butt, blue butt, cracked butt, broken butt, big butt, butt disease….<\/p>\n

3. back hurts like i am being poked by sticks –\u00a0<\/strong>Are you a girl, because if so, there’s probably one time a month that you feel that way!<\/p>\n

4. Cake shaped like a butt – <\/strong>What a great idea!!!\u00a0 Now I know what kind of cake to make Elle for her birthday next month!!!\u00a0 A blue butt cake!<\/p>\n

5. No because you’re ugly<\/strong> –\u00a0 I hope you said “no offense” before you said that!<\/p>\n

6. Examples of houghts on my mind<\/strong> – I’m guessing that there’s not much running through your mind, or if there is, it’s a bit dyslexic!<\/p>\n

7. WHY DOES MY DOG EAT TISSUES<\/strong> – I don’t know!\u00a0 But if you figure it out, please let me know because mine constantly eats tissues…..maybe that’s why he’s always thirsty!<\/p>\n

8. dog ate sand diarrhea<\/strong> – I’m hoping your dog ate sand and got diarrhea, because I’ve never heard of “sand diarrhea”,<\/em> if there was such a thing I would never<\/strong> go to the beach!<\/p>\n

9. monkey butt flu<\/strong>– Oh no!\u00a0 It’s the next flu pandemic, never mind Swine Flu, watch out for the Monkey Butt flu!\u00a0 I would love to hear the news-people say that one, “Tonight on News 9, every one’s catching the Monkey Butt Flu”<\/em><\/p>\n

10. squirrel tail drink – <\/strong>that sounds about as tasty as “Monkey Butt Coffee”! <\/strong>Now I know what to do with all those squirrel tails I find in my yard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 Due to the fact that I\u00a0totally spaced on the fact that\u00a0yesterday was Monday, this is Mental Defective Monday-Tuesday Edition.\u00a0 We have been so busy with cook-out’s and Elle just got back from vacation, so our weekly keyword search post was totally forgotten about.\u00a0 But…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-hw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}