{"id":11,"date":"2008-07-12T08:15:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T12:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=11"},"modified":"2018-07-23T20:52:15","modified_gmt":"2018-07-24T00:52:15","slug":"humpback-whale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/07\/12\/humpback-whale\/","title":{"rendered":"Just call me Drew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"float: right; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/27096818@N03\/2659495177\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" style=\"border: #000000 2px solid;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3115\/2659495177_e6fd5f055e_m.jpg?resize=279%2C209\" alt=\"\" width=\"279\" height=\"209\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-top: 0px; font-size: 0.9em;\"><br \/>\n<\/span>We&#8217;re finally back from a super vacation in New England and things are getting back to normal. If there is such a thing around here.<br \/>\nThis picture is from a whale watching trip we took. All 3 of my girls, my mom, sister and mother-in-law went. This is pretty much the best picture I have. The famous humpback whale tail. It says &#8220;Yes, we were on a whale watch.&#8221; I loved going, but after taking the boat out 20 miles, then watching all the whales for about 45 minutes, I was so done. That&#8217;s when I wished we could just get off the boat, but no, it&#8217;s 20 miles back to port.<\/p>\n<p>The vacation involved lots of food, parties, etc. One such party is a yearly 4th of July event that is never short on friends, food or drink. This year, especially the drink part for one party-goer. I was sitting outside, relaxing, watching the kids play baseball and this really, really drunk guy comes over to me and starts the conversation out by pretty much saying, &#8220;You&#8217;re beautiful.&#8221; Okay. Then he proceeds to tell me I look just like Drew Barrymore. Let me clear that up, I don&#8217;t. Then he&#8217;s offering to go get me drinks, food, whatever and then asks where my husband is. Unfortunately, for me, he had just left to run over to his mother&#8217;s to get some food for our super picky, allergy boy. So he&#8217;s not around. Luckily, my cell phone rang and it was my friend, Supermom. (You&#8217;d call her that too if you knew her). I managed to avoid stupid drunk guy and make my escape. When my husband got back I went over to the truck and said, &#8220;Did you know I look like Drew Barrymore and I&#8217;m beautiful?&#8221; His response, &#8220;Some drunk guy hitting on you?&#8221; Then I&#8217;m all like, &#8220;Why&#8217;s he have to be drunk? Wouldn&#8217;t some sober guy say those things?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; We&#8217;re finally back from a super vacation in New England and things are getting back to normal. If there is such a thing around here. This picture is from a whale watching trip we took. All 3 of my girls, my&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[2168,531,540,1242,1799],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-b","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23847,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/23847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}