{"id":1124,"date":"2009-06-08T00:25:56","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T04:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2009-06-08T00:25:56","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T04:25:56","slug":"mental-defective-monday-its-baaack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/06\/08\/mental-defective-monday-its-baaack\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday-It's Baaack"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Okay, we’ve been so busy lately that Mental Defective Monday has been pushed to the wayside.\u00a0 Not this week, this week we are on top of things, and we have a long list of things people search for.\u00a0 Between us, people search for some really weird shit<\/span> crap!<\/em>\u00a0 Here’s what’s fit to print this week……<\/p>\n

1. Bentover butts –\u00a0<\/strong>I would try plumbers.com or something like that.\u00a0 Not something I would want to see, thank you very much!<\/p>\n

2. monkey butt deodorant – <\/strong>Because monkeys are really self-conscious about butt odor<\/p>\n

3. monkey butt bar & grill – <\/strong>Yes, this is the place that Elle and I will open when we “catch on”<\/em> with people, and become super famous.\u00a0 Although, neither one of us likes to even make dinner, so we wouldn’t want to cook for a bunch of strangers, we would definitely have to hire cooks!<\/p>\n

4. monkey speedo – <\/strong>I don’t think they look any better in a speedo than anyone else.\u00a0 Seriously, who wears those?\u00a0 And why?\u00a0 It’s always some hairy, big Italian guy, ewwwwwww!\u00a0 My eyes, they’re burning!<\/em><\/p>\n

5. im afraid of rubber<\/strong> bands – <\/strong>Oh, did you have an older brother too?\u00a0 Ours used to have like 5 lined up on his thumb and index finger and shoot them at us like a machine gun.\u00a0 Yep Elle and I are both<\/strong> afraid of rubber bands.<\/p>\n

6. im a bus in ya butt – <\/strong>okay, I got nothing on this one, it makes no sense, but for some reason it makes me laugh!<\/p>\n

7. butt allergy images – <\/strong>Are you allergic to butts or do you have an allergy on your butt?\u00a0 People need to be more specific!<\/p>\n

8. nature slut – <\/strong>IDK…a rabbit?<\/p>\n

9. How to scratch your butt with a broken bottle – <\/strong>Were you that drunk guy in the undershirt, in the trailer last night on COPS? <\/strong>Hey Einstein…why are you using a broken bottle?\u00a0 Do you not have something better??<\/p>\n

10. monkey butt tomatoes – <\/strong>I just lost my appetite<\/p>\n

11. who invented sand? – <\/strong>This is question my 8 year old would ask, my answer would be, “I don’t know God maybe”<\/em> and he would say,“yea, but you don’t know who invented it cuz you weren’t there”<\/strong>\u00a0 He keeps asking me “who invented the dinosaurs?”<\/strong>\u00a0 If anyone knows the answer to that one, please let me know!<\/p>\n

12. monkey says anything you want – <\/strong>ya, but then he’ll throw his poop at you<\/p>\n

13. butt deodorant – <\/strong>No way do I want to see the commercial for this product.<\/p>\n

14. smell a butt.com – <\/strong>Please refer to above #13 and I’m really, really afraid to see if this is a real website.<\/p>\n

15. hoola hoops uterine fibroid – <\/strong>who knew hula hoops were so dangerous?<\/p>\n

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