{"id":1173,"date":"2009-06-22T00:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T04:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2009-06-22T00:37:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T04:37:00","slug":"mental-defective-monday-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/06\/22\/mental-defective-monday-19\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday 19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2q1xymd.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-729   aligncenter\" title=\"2q1xymd\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2q1xymd.gif?resize=280%2C267\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"267\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Hey, it&#8217;s Monday again, and you know what that means. Time for more crazy, weird, strange, sometimes gross, but almost always funny searches that bring people to our little blog.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. I am not the dumbass\u00a0 <\/strong>Really? If you had to Google this, then we&#8217;re thinking you actually <strong>are <\/strong>the dumbass. Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. most embarrassing tube top moments <\/strong>Isn&#8217;t wearing a tube top embarrassing enough?<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. deodorant on butt for ane <\/strong>Okay, I give up. What&#8217;s ane? I do know that whatever it is, it sounds pretty nasty. Such a shame you have it on your butt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. monkeys picher <\/strong>another example of Googling while stupid or drunk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. gross description of an IUD <\/strong>it doesn&#8217;t get any grosser than <a href=\"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=624\">this<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. blue bum monkey <\/strong>this search\u00a0came from England&#8230;not that we&#8217;re implying anything, we&#8217;re just saying.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. big fuzzy monkey butt <\/strong>I guess it&#8217;s time to wax the monkey butt<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. monkey butt cream <\/strong>for use after waxing the monkey butt<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. monkeys with strange butts <\/strong>what do you mean by strange?\u00a0 Are they misshapen or what?\u00a0 How about how strange it is that you are googling this??<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. monkey butt tattoo <\/strong>once Elle and I are super famous and make a gazillion dollars, I&#8217;m going to convince her to get a monkey butt tattoo.\u00a0 She doesn&#8217;t know it yet, so don&#8217;t tell her, another one of my super secret evil plans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Hey, it&#8217;s Monday again, and you know what that means. Time for more crazy, weird, strange, sometimes gross, but almost always funny searches that bring people to our little blog. 1. I am not the dumbass\u00a0 Really? If you had to Google this, then&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[203,576,723,724,876,1685],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-iV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}