{"id":126,"date":"2008-09-17T11:29:02","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T15:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=126"},"modified":"2008-09-17T11:29:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T15:29:02","slug":"swinger-smackdown-08","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/09\/17\/swinger-smackdown-08\/","title":{"rendered":"Swinger Smackdown &#039;08"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow yesterday&#8217;s post caught the attention of a swinger&#8217;s group in Canada. They took offense to my &#8220;<em>Okay..this isn\u2019t what you think. If you\u2019re a pervert please go someplace else to see your perverty stuff<\/em>&#8221; line. Hey swingers, it&#8217;s not always about you. Shouldn&#8217;t you guys be happier? You&#8217;re always throwing &#8220;<em>parties<\/em>&#8220;. \u00a0Canadian swingers are sensitive souls, who knew, eh? Certainly not us. Also, they don&#8217;t seem to have a sense of humor. I guess they&#8217;re such &#8220;mature adults&#8221; they don&#8217;t get the joke. If being a &#8220;mature adult&#8221; means swinging and no sense of humor, then we&#8217;ll just stay immature thank you very much. Now, immature swingers with a sense of humor, that&#8217;s a different story&#8230;.just kidding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow yesterday&#8217;s post caught the attention of a swinger&#8217;s group in Canada. They took offense to my &#8220;Okay..this isn\u2019t what you think. If you\u2019re a pervert please go someplace else to see your perverty stuff&#8221; line. Hey swingers, it&#8217;s not always about you. Shouldn&#8217;t you&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[682],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-22","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}