{"id":128,"date":"2008-09-19T12:51:27","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T16:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=128"},"modified":"2013-10-28T19:25:27","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T23:25:27","slug":"ways-to-impress-the-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/09\/19\/ways-to-impress-the-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Ways To Impress The Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sissy came home from school with an assignment to write about her summer vacation. Usually, not a problem. She could write about her trip to Massachusetts.<\/p>\n<p>How much fun she had on the whale watch.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Humpback Whale Tail\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3115\/2659495177_e6fd5f055e_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How we had Lobster<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Lobstah\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3237\/2676728533_6c1fd8727c_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How we all went to Woodman&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Woodmans\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3069\/2870691286_868bc8a02f_o.jpg?resize=216%2C112\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"112\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or the trip to Hampton Beach<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Hampton Beach\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3270\/2869868335_c0dd250ab9_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or, to my horror, how her cousins taught her all she&#8217;ll need to know about college&#8230;.Beer Pong.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Beer Pong\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3098\/2870749064_e53c90136b_m.jpg?resize=240%2C160\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be waiting for that phone call from her teacher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sissy came home from school with an assignment to write about her summer vacation. Usually, not a problem. She could write about her trip to Massachusetts. How much fun she had on the whale watch. How we had Lobster How we all went to Woodman&#8217;s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,13,14,24,31],"tags":[158,762,984,1034,1636,1854,1890],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-24","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19274,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions\/19274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}