{"id":1341,"date":"2009-07-28T12:33:13","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T16:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2009-07-28T12:33:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T16:33:13","slug":"my-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/07\/28\/my-what\/","title":{"rendered":"My What??"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In case you are not aware of what the above picture is, it is a picture of your Chakra<\/strong>.\u00a0 Apparently it’s an Indian thing, or as I like to call it, “An Earthy Crunchy Thing”.\u00a0 <\/em>Each color represents another part of your being.\u00a0 Let me give you the back story…..I went into work yesterday to grab some work I could do from home.\u00a0 When I got there, Ms. Cleo (not her real name), <\/em>commented about my outfit, “wow, that orange tank top is great for you”,<\/strong> me-“yea for some reason people say I look good in orange”,<\/em> her-“oh no, I didn’t mean you look good, I meant it’s good for your Chakra”.<\/strong>\u00a0 At this point I’m probably rolling my eyes, and I’ve probably started to drool.\u00a0 See, I’m not into Natural, Earthy, Crunchy, Alternative, Weirdo<\/span> Stuff.\u00a0 Ms. Cleo is really<\/em> into this stuff.\u00a0 She continues, “Orange is your Chakra, because it will heal your sexual organs from surgery, your body will just soak it in”.<\/strong>\u00a0 Okay, first off, did she just really say sexual organs<\/strong>?\u00a0 Hello?\u00a0 Do you see the 8 and 10 year old boys standing next to me here?\u00a0 Second, when I think uterus, I would say reproductive organ, but whatev.\u00a0 So apparently my body is soaking in the orange to heal itself.\u00a0 I personally think my body responds better to soaking in Percocet than an orange tank top, but that’s just me…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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