{"id":1352,"date":"2009-08-03T06:30:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T10:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1352"},"modified":"2009-08-03T06:30:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T10:30:53","slug":"mental-defective-monday-25-monkey-butt-the-other-white-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/08\/03\/mental-defective-monday-25-monkey-butt-the-other-white-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday 25 ~ Monkey Butt, The Other White Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Once again our strangest, creepiest, funniest keyword searches for the week.<\/p>\n

1. gold butt:<\/strong> Boy I bet “Cash for Gold” would give you a lot for that, although it depends on how big your butt actually is.<\/p>\n

2. dog just ate a dead bird: <\/strong>Hey, my dog ate a super dead, super stinky bird too. I tried to pry his jaws apart, but he wouldn’t let me. Swallowed the damn thing whole. You know he never even got diarrhea? But change his brand of dog food and it’s a whole other story.<\/p>\n

3. “Monkey Butt Bar”: <\/strong>I’ve been to a few shady bars, but if\u00a0this is a bar where\u00a0bare-assed monkey’s work, well\u00a0then I’m not going to that<\/em> one!\u00a0<\/p>\n

4. dog vomiting blue:<\/strong> Let’s see, he either ate, blue moon sand, a blue Yankee Candle, or blue monkey butt…..sorry that’s all the “blue” googling we get here.<\/p>\n

5. butt sisters do Hawaii: <\/strong>Our bags are packed! Just let us know when and where.\u00a0<\/p>\n

6. rude monkey coffee mugs:<\/strong> Brings a whole new meaning to your morning coffee<\/p>\n

7. monkey butt soup: <\/strong>Ummmm….monkey butt, it’s what’s for dinner.<\/p>\n

8. chia president:<\/strong>Yes, lucky for you they do have a chia in the form of our president……I bet his wife makes fun of him for that one!!<\/p>\n

9. sex monkey chairs: <\/strong>I think this qualifies as TMI,<\/strong> sorry, us monkey butt sister’s don’t really want to know about your sex in your monkey chairs….freak.\u00a0 No offense<\/em>.<\/p>\n

10. angry swingers: <\/strong>You might have better luck if you weren’t so angry. Then maybe you wouldn’t be Googling it over and over and over.<\/p>\n

11. monkey butt pie: <\/strong>I really<\/em> don’t wanna know what’s in that!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once again our strangest, creepiest, funniest keyword searches for the week. 1. gold butt: Boy I bet “Cash for Gold” would give you a lot for that, although it depends on how big your butt actually is. 2. dog just ate a dead bird: Hey,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[146,207,363,511,716,781,1087,1089,1094,1166,1815],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-lO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}