{"id":1466,"date":"2009-09-07T11:37:38","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T15:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2009-09-07T11:37:38","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T15:37:38","slug":"mental-defective-monday-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/09\/07\/mental-defective-monday-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday-28"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Once again our strangest, creepiest, funniest keyword searches for the week.<\/p>\n

1. How’s it going monkey butt<\/strong> – are you seriously talking to a monkey’s butt right now?\u00a0<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0removing splinters in bum\u00a0– <\/strong>Ouch! Painful and embarrassing.<\/p>\n

3. why did the dog have to go to court?<\/strong> –\u00a0 Stop me if you’ve heard this one, a dog walks into a bar……..<\/p>\n

4. why do bees like my pee?<\/strong> –\u00a0I doubt that it smells like honey!<\/p>\n

5. cat is puking up poop –<\/strong>\u00a0 for the record, it’s\u00a0technically not poop, it’s a hairball that is disguised as poop!<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0how many butts does a monkey have \u00a0– <\/strong>I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess one, \u00a0dumbass!<\/em><\/p>\n

7. my dog ate sand – <\/strong>we get this one a lot. Apparently, dogs eat lots of candles and sand.<\/p>\n

8. cash for sperm<\/strong> – sorry buddy, I doubt anybody will actually pay you for it….find a new business venture.<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0fun places for kids in aloha \u00a0– <\/strong>Have fun trying to book that flight to Aloha buddy.<\/p>\n

10. info on white butt bees<\/strong> – I would of gone with white-tailed bees, but that’s me, okay, this is what I know, they’re mean, and when they bite you they don’t let go!<\/p>\n

11. can you have a monkey in nh?<\/strong> – I sure as hell hope not, although I haven’t seen anybody with one lately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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