{"id":156,"date":"2008-10-05T18:18:18","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T22:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=156"},"modified":"2013-10-28T19:36:21","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T23:36:21","slug":"the-sharks-are-circling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/10\/05\/the-sharks-are-circling\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sharks are Circling!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know, surprise surprise Stacy is writing a complaining, ranting blog, like that never happens right?\u00a0 Okay, first off a warning.\u00a0 IF YOU ARE\u00a0ELLE & I’S DAD OR BROTHER OR ANY MALE RELATIVE YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP READING THIS BLOG!\u00a0 REMEMBER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!! THERE WILL BE NO COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW GROSSED OUT YOU GOT BY READING THIS!! AND PROBABLY YOU TOO MUM!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here goes, I hate being a girl sometimes because of the wonderful thing called your period.\u00a0 Yep, I said it, told ya you wouldn’t want to read this blog, and believe me it’s gonna get a lot worse!\u00a0 Elle & I both have thyroid problems, and I have endometriosis, so both of us have screwed up periods.\u00a0 Mine lately consists of spotting at 21 days, then about 3 days after that, BOOM<\/strong>!!! there it is, and it is TERRIBLE<\/strong>!!!\u00a0 I mean, can’t leave the bathroom because you are bleeding to death. (told ya, bad huh).\u00a0 I was talking to Elle one day about her and mum going on a Whale Watch and she\u00a0came up with a saying about\u00a0when your period is\u00a0REALLY bad- “THE SHARKS ARE CIRCLING<\/em><\/strong>”\u00a0 I think you can put it together what she meant by that!\u00a0 So then after 2 days of living in the bathroom it hangs around for another 5 days.\u00a0 Apparently I only don’t <\/em>have my period for like a week or something.\u00a0 WTH!\u00a0 It’s expensive too!\u00a0 When it’s that bad, you can go through a whole box of products in a day!\u00a0 And I’m not one to buy the gigantic mega-box of tampons or pads that you can get at BJ’s or Sam’s Club!\u00a0 Speaking of products……I did notice a product one time that I would never ever use, it’s called “INSTEAD”.\u00a0 <\/em>Let me explain what this product is, from what I read on the back of the box.\u00a0 It is a little, round, flat device that looks like a diaphragm.\u00a0 I guess you put it inside and it holds <\/em>everything until you take it out.\u00a0 It says you can have sex, play sports, and go swimming with no problem.\u00a0 Um, yea, I don’t think so, first off if your period is very bad I just visualize everything building up, and then POP!!! the pressure makes the thing let go and you have a gusher!\u00a0 That would be soooo embarrassing!!\u00a0 I mean how do you explain that when you are just gushing everywhere??\u00a0 “Call an ambulance some woman is just bleeding<\/em> everywhere, maybe she’s been shot.”<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0 (I would definitely go with the “yea I got shot”)\u00a0 A guy must of thought of that, I mean c’mon why would you want to put something there to hold it in?\u00a0 That’s not comfortable!\u00a0 I mean, eventually everything has to come out!\u00a0 And I’m thinking it’s not that easy to put in!\u00a0 And what if it’s not centered correctly and you go swimming in the ocean…….well, if you see Sharks circling I guess you’ll know that it didn’t work and INSTEAD of being safe you will be shark food!!!\u00a0 ~Stacy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know, surprise surprise Stacy is writing a complaining, ranting blog, like that never happens right?\u00a0 Okay, first off a warning.\u00a0 IF YOU ARE\u00a0ELLE & I’S DAD OR BROTHER OR ANY MALE RELATIVE YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP READING THIS BLOG!\u00a0 REMEMBER YOU HAVE BEEN…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-2w","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7892,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/7892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}