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\"\"<\/a>\u00a0I wanted to share a funny story that happened to me on Friday with my boss.\u00a0 (By the way, that’s not a picture of my boss, that’s our dog Bruno<\/em>.)\u00a0 We had a big meeting at work, and of course everyone’s first thought was…they’re letting us all go…but no, we were being notified of a new employee.\u00a0 Now usually at my work, we don’t know when a new person starts.\u00a0 There will be some guy walking around saying good morning, and we are all wondering “who the hell is that?”<\/em>\u00a0 We’ve even been told by a vendor we use, that someone no longer works for our company.\u00a0 Talk about a lack of communication!\u00a0 So, because we were having a meeting to be told about someone, we all thought it would be a big deal.\u00a0 It ends up the owner hired some CFO to come in and tell us how efficient we are, and how we can be more efficient, etc, etc.\u00a0 Y’know someone who gets paid a ton of money to tell us how to work.\u00a0 I didn’t know what a CFO was, but everyone seemed to know what that stood for, so I wasn’t gonna ask.\u00a0 Of course “Accountant Ryan” didn’t know what a CFO stood for either, but he actually asked, and then got made fun of.\u00a0 For those of you out there who don’t know a CFO is a Chief Financial Officer.\u00a0 After the meeting my boss came up to me inches from my face and pointed and said the following:<\/p>\n

her: YOUR MINE!<\/strong>
\nme:\u00a0 What???
\n<\/em>her: YOUR MINE, YOU ARE MY ASSISTANT.\u00a0 AND IF I HAVE TO PEE IN A CIRCLE AROUND YOU TO MARK MY TERRITORY, I WILL!
\n<\/strong>me:\u00a0I’d rather you didn’t<\/em><\/p>\n

So, I guess that means she likes me.\u00a0 I’d hate to see what she’d do if she didn’t like me! ~Stacy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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