{"id":1654,"date":"2009-10-24T13:29:38","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T17:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2009-10-24T13:29:38","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T17:29:38","slug":"an-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/10\/24\/an-award\/","title":{"rendered":"An Award!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The wonderful Stephanie over at Life in a Blue Zoo<\/a>\u00a0gave us this lovely award.<\/p>\n

The instructions are to list 10 things you probably don’t know about us.<\/p>\n

Elle<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

1. <\/strong>I have a 50 foot long tunnel that leads from my basement to my garage. My youngest thinks everyone has a tunnel.<\/p>\n

2. <\/strong>I’ve held a lot of different jobs. Some of\u00a0my various jobs-working for the IRS, a 911 dispatcher for a police department and an EMT.<\/p>\n

3. <\/strong>By the time my youngest graduates from school I will have been getting children on the school bus, going to parent\/teacher conferences, chaperoning field trips and helping with homework for 33 years. Holy crap!!<\/p>\n

4. <\/strong>When I hit the spell check button on a post and it comes up with “No misspellings found” I get all happy. It seems to happen more when I’m solo posting. Just saying.<\/p>\n

5. <\/strong>You may or may not know this, but I hate monkeys. For some reason people find this funny and give me monkey themed gifts.<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

6. <\/strong>Although I dress very fashionable for work, I am not allowed to own a Be-dazzler<\/strong> because I would Be-dazzle the crap out of everything<\/em>!<\/p>\n

7. <\/strong>I love the water and the ocean, but am scared to death to go in an underwater tunnel.\u00a0 This is either due to that stupid Jaws 3D<\/strong> movie that\u00a0was in Sea World<\/strong>, or I drowned on the Titanic<\/strong> in a previous life.<\/p>\n

8. <\/strong>I love to dance!\u00a0 I’m not very good at it, but I love dancing.\u00a0 I would take ballroom dancing, if it didn’t require me to be too close to an ugly, smelly guy….now if it was Giles<\/strong> from last seasons DTWS<\/strong>, well then I would be just<\/em> fine!<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> As I’ve gotten older I’ve developed a fear of heights…but I have also had the desire to jump out of a perfectly good airplane with a professional skydiver attached to my back.\u00a0 (one that would hopefully not die mid-air)<\/em><\/p>\n

10. <\/strong>I am scared to death of vampires…it all started with “The Count” on Sesame Street!\u00a0 So, please stop asking me if I’d read those stupid Twilight books………NO I haven’t<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Now we pass this award along to a deserving blogger.<\/p>\n

Andrea<\/a>\u00a0The Blogging Mama. She has a funny blog and you know we like funny, plus she’s a nice person to boot, so go check her out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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