{"id":167,"date":"2008-10-07T15:05:51","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T19:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=167"},"modified":"2013-10-28T19:34:44","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T23:34:44","slug":"jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/10\/07\/jackass\/","title":{"rendered":"Jackass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think you all have probably heard of the show &#8220;Jackass&#8221;, where guys do stupid things to each other and themselves.\u00a0 Well, I think that it&#8217;s in boys genes!\u00a0 We have 2 boys ages 8 &amp; 10 and they think up the weirdest, stupidest things to do to each other!\u00a0 Here are some of their games of fun:<\/p>\n<p>1. Spin around in a circle for a minute and then STOP and run at eachother at full speed-this causes them to usually fall face first on the ground, completely unable to catch themselves.\u00a0 My husband and I enjoyed this show for about a half an hour one day.<\/p>\n<p>2. One boy swings on a swing while the other one hucks a ball at them, usually making the swinger kick the ball high in the air, sometimes the swinger gets the ball in the face.<\/p>\n<p>3. Trying to ride a skateboard\/sled or other item down the swing set slide while standing up without falling down.\u00a0 This is usually good for stitches, broken bones or concussions.<\/p>\n<p>4. Hold your brother under water until he can&#8217;t breath, and then hold him a little while longer.\u00a0 (Elle had this done to her many\u00a0times by our older brother, do you see a pattern here?)<\/p>\n<p>5. One boy sits on the top of the slide while the other one throws wooden blocks at him.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t really get the premise of this one.<\/p>\n<p>6. &#8220;Tackle _______&#8221; You can put football, baseball, soccer, basketball,\u00a0or any type sport in the blank space, (for example Tackle Frisbee) as long as tackling is involved.<\/p>\n<p>7. Hit your brother with a bat.\u00a0 That&#8217;s basically it, the name says it all, we don&#8217;t allow them to use the aluminum bat, only the wiffle ball bat for this game.<\/p>\n<p>8. Rake the leaves and then stuff them down the back of your brother&#8217;s pants.\u00a0 (this occurred for the first time while I was typing this blog!)<\/p>\n<p>9. After your brother eats\/drinks something say something funny so that it sprays from their nose, or they choke! (again, our older brother did this one to me on numerous occasions)<\/p>\n<p>10. Similar to #8, but a lot more uncomfortable, is play in the sandbox and dump sand all over your brother, starting at the head, and getting plenty in his pants too.<\/p>\n<p>11.\u00a0 Hit your brother in the peanuts when he is wearing a cup.\u00a0 Also, quite new now that our youngest plays football and has to wear one.\u00a0 This entails kicking, hitting and throwing things at him.\u00a0 (I&#8217;ve seen this one on the actual Jackass show)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll think up more, they always do.\u00a0 You would think we didn&#8217;t have toys or video games!\u00a0 I guess it&#8217;s good, it means they have a very active, perculiar imagination&#8230;&#8230;and I wouldn&#8217;t have it any other way!~Stacy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think you all have probably heard of the show &#8220;Jackass&#8221;, where guys do stupid things to each other and themselves.\u00a0 Well, I think that it&#8217;s in boys genes!\u00a0 We have 2 boys ages 8 &amp; 10 and they think up the weirdest, stupidest things&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[238,689,879,2174,1612],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3ISGQ-jackass","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7886,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/7886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}