{"id":174,"date":"2008-10-10T13:47:03","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T17:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=174"},"modified":"2013-10-28T19:34:55","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T23:34:55","slug":"what-could-it-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/10\/10\/what-could-it-be\/","title":{"rendered":"What Could it Be?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My prior post brings up the fact that I have something that no one else has. I&#8217;m inviting you to guess what it is. See the following post for more info.<\/p>\n<p>Although I have a cat that snorts like a pig, I do not have a pig that meows like a cat.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.cksinfo.com\/clipart\/animals\/pigs\/Saddleback-Pig.png?resize=200%2C116\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"116\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a snorting\/snoring husband. There&#8217;s got to lots of those out there.<\/p>\n<p>A few hints:<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 It&#8217;s something I use every day.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0 It&#8217;s bigger than a breadbox<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0 It&#8217;s long, not short<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.webweaver.nu\/clipart\/img\/historical\/victorian\/woman-opera-glasses.gif?resize=115%2C144\" alt=\"\" width=\"115\" height=\"144\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once news gets out, I&#8217;m sure everyone will want one, but not everyone will be able to get one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My prior post brings up the fact that I have something that no one else has. I&#8217;m inviting you to guess what it is. See the following post for more info. Although I have a cat that snorts like a pig, I do not have&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[284,385,798,799,1281,1526,1855],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-2O","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7887,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/7887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}