{"id":1803,"date":"2009-12-08T08:49:55","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T12:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1803"},"modified":"2009-12-08T08:49:55","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T12:49:55","slug":"is-that-wooly-willy-or-endometriosis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/12\/08\/is-that-wooly-willy-or-endometriosis\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#039;s Wooly Willy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/randomtuesday.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-691               aligncenter\" title=\"randomtuesday\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/randomtuesday.jpg?resize=200%2C79\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"79\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">If it&#8217;s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It&#8217;s brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theunmom.com\/\">Keely<\/a>\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m so tired tonight, but just remembered that tomorrow is Tuesday, so here are my Tired Random Tuesday Thoughts!\u00a0 My 11 year old is upstairs right now (10:27 pm) still awake!\u00a0 He usually goes to bed no later than 8:30 p.m.\u00a0 He&#8217;s been up since 5:30 a.m. this morning, why won&#8217;t he sleep??\u00a0 He came down and said,<em> &#8220;I can&#8217;t sleep&#8221;.<\/em>\u00a0 Me being the good Mother than I am said, <strong>&#8220;what am I suppose to do to make you sleep?<\/strong>&#8221;\u00a0 He said, <em>&#8220;give me a pill&#8221;.<\/em>\u00a0 Okay, I&#8217;ve never drugged my children to make them sleep, but have on occasion given them Benadryl for their allergies&#8230;..<em>or lack of sleep.\u00a0 <\/em>But it&#8217;s way to late to treat his <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">insomnia<\/span> allergies.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My husband is on Facebook just like I am.\u00a0 His wall is full of comments, just like mine is.\u00a0 His comments are all from women, just like mine are.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">People drive worse when they&#8217;ve been Christmas shopping.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Have I mentioned I hate people?\u00a0 Especially people who are driving after Christmas shopping!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Our oldest daughter\u00a0has been here\u00a0visiting for the past week\u00a0and she has to leave today. I just heard Sam Champion say it could be one of the worst snowstorms in 20 years where she is headed. \u00a0I think it&#8217;s an omen that means she needs to stay here with us.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I finally went back to work yesterday. Crap! I was really getting used to being home.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My husband loves to tell me how sarcastic I am, meaning he isn&#8217;t sarcastic at all.\u00a0Last night\u00a0I managed to open the door of my SUV into my leg and it hurt like hell. I said &#8220;I&#8217;m going to get a bruise&#8221; and his response? &#8220;You get a bruise when a stiff wind blows by you.&#8221; Ya, no sarcasm there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0I was at my doctor&#8217;s office yesterday and this was on the desk. I took one look at it and thought hmmmmmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"hmmmmmm by bluemonkeybutt, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elleandstacy\/4169157676\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2534\/4169157676_2780111f67_m.jpg?resize=235%2C240\" alt=\"hmmmmmm\" width=\"235\" height=\"240\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a title=\"32web by bluemonkeybutt, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elleandstacy\/4168389901\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2577\/4168389901_bb11b90fa6_m.jpg?resize=183%2C240\" alt=\"32web\" width=\"183\" height=\"240\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Does anyone else see the resemblance between Stage 4 and Wooly Willy? Or is is just me? I have to say this was my very first thought. Pretty much how my brain works.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0Don&#8217;t forget tomorrow is What The Hell Wednesday. There&#8217;s got to be something in the past week that&#8217;s made you ask What the hell? Blog about and link up for some different Wednesday fun!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"32web by bluemonkeybutt, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elleandstacy\/4168389901\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It&#8217;s brought to you by Keely\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! 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