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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I should be wrapping right now, but I figured writing something for the 5 people that read our blog here, was waaay more important!\u00a0 Today I brought my husband to the doctor’s to have a cyst removed from his neck.\u00a0 He was having it done in the doctor’s office because it wasn’t suppose to be a big deal.\u00a0 I even got to go into the room with him.\u00a0 The doctor asked me if I would be okay watching, and of course I said, “of course<\/em>“.\u00a0 I’ve never had a problem with blood or anything.\u00a0 The doctor took the scalpel and made an incision in his neck, blood dripped down and then it<\/em> happened.\u00a0 I suddenly felt REALLY<\/strong> dizzy, and nauseous!\u00a0\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Oh crap!\u00a0 The doctor asked if I was okay, “oh yea, sure I’m fine.”<\/em>\u00a0 A second later as I saw the black blotches dance in front of my eyes I said, “oh, I am not okay at all.”<\/em>\u00a0 Head between the knees time.\u00a0 And over and over again in my head I kept repeating, “don’t pass out, don’t throw up, don’t pass out, don’t throw up.”<\/em>\u00a0 The doctor asked if I wanted to leave the room and get some air, but there was no way I could stand up or walk!\u00a0 My poor husband at this moment was \u00a0having the worst time, because now the doctor was digging in his neck trying to remove the big ass cyst, and I’m over in the corner with my head upside down between my knees!\u00a0 After the dizziness stopped, I started sweating, and I mean SWEATING<\/strong>!!\u00a0 My thick sweater was soaked with sweat like I just ran the Boston Marathon!\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>???\u00a0 When it was finally over and done with I did not pass out or throw up.\u00a0 My husband said, “wow, I’m really glad I brought you for moral support.\u00a0 At least you didn’t pass out, hit your head, and then I would of had to drive you home!”<\/em>\u00a0 I said, “yea, and at least I didn’t throw up.”<\/em>\u00a0 To which he said, “thank god, if you had done that, I would of thrown up too<\/em>“.\u00a0 Great, if that had happened, we\u00a0definitely would of had to get a new doctor!<\/p>\n

Sorry that was really long, don’t worry this is just a quick complaint.\u00a0 Today I got a package I had ordered for my husband from Walmart.com.\u00a0 I paid $3.88 for gift wrap so that when it came, he wouldn’t know what it was.\u00a0 Guess what, it came in the original box, no gift wrap.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 I looked at the invoice that was attached, and it showed that it was supposed to be wrapped.\u00a0 They did however remember the card that said, “Merry Christmas honey”<\/em>.\u00a0 I immediately sent an email to Walmart.com, because you CANNOT<\/strong> call them!\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 No live customer service there.\u00a0 I have not heard anything from them.\u00a0 Stupid Walmart!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

I want to know What the Hell<\/strong> has happened at the Eggo Waffle plant and Why the Hell<\/strong> can’t they get waffles to our stores. I never used to care about Eggo Waffles, but since summer I start my day with 2 Whole Wheat Eggo Waffles with a smidgen of Maple Syrup and then topped off with raspberries. I love it and look forward to it every morning, but now something is messing with my somewhat healthy breakfast and I don’t like it. Eggo people, get your crap together for me, please!!!! I asked for Real Maple Syrup for Christmas just to use on my waffles. So there had better be waffles for that maple syrup.<\/p>\n

I can’t believe I only have 2 days to get everything done. What The Hell??? <\/strong>I think this is the least ready I’ve ever been. I’m going to blame it on recuperating from the Thanksgiving surgery then having our daughter and parents come out for a visit, that was fantastic and we had a blast. Then J-Man caught croup and I lost that whole week. So here we are, at absolute panic time. Holy crap I hope I make it!<\/p>\n

If you aren’t busy and want to link up with us for What The Hell Wednesday<\/strong>, you know what to do.<\/p>\n