{"id":1872,"date":"2009-12-31T15:25:38","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T19:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1872"},"modified":"2009-12-31T15:25:38","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T19:25:38","slug":"im-gonna-party-like-its-1999","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/12\/31\/im-gonna-party-like-its-1999\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m Gonna Party Like It&#039;s 1999!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriousy, it was 11 years ago I had less gray hair and less &#8220;laugh&#8221; lines.<\/p>\n<p>In\u00a0a few minutes we are about to be child-free until sometime tomorrow. I&#8217;m going to wear a dress instead of yoga pants, my black pumps instead of sneakers or slippers and I&#8217;m going to dance, have yummy food and a few drinks. There&#8217;s even going to be fireworks! For a few short hours I won&#8217;t hear Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, momma, mommy, I won&#8217;t have to make anyone dinner, I won&#8217;t have to feed or walk the dogs and I won&#8217;t have to do <strong><em>any housework. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year! See you next year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriousy, it was 11 years ago I had less gray hair and less &#8220;laugh&#8221; lines. In\u00a0a few minutes we are about to be child-free until sometime tomorrow. I&#8217;m going to wear a dress instead of yoga pants, my black pumps instead of sneakers or slippers&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[774],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-uc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}