{"id":1875,"date":"2010-01-02T00:30:01","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T04:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1875"},"modified":"2010-01-02T00:30:01","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T04:30:01","slug":"no-more-miss-cleo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/01\/02\/no-more-miss-cleo\/","title":{"rendered":"No More Miss Cleo"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Well today I found out that “Miss Cleo”<\/em> is no longer at my work.\u00a0 If you don’t know, “Miss Cleo”<\/em>, was my code name for my arch enemy<\/span>, nemesis<\/span>, co-worker, <\/span>former<\/em> co-worker…..If you’re an avid reader, (which you should be),<\/em> you’d know that she was all into rocks, crystal’s, chakra, astrology, tarot card’s, weird crap<\/span> and nature.\u00a0 She was also my source for blogging material.\u00a0 Crap…now what am I going to do?\u00a0 Think up my own stuff to write about….nah, that’s too hard, I’ll just have to write about someone else I work with.\u00a0 But who should I write about?\u00a0 Most people at work know that I write this little blog with Elle, and most of them read it.\u00a0\u00a0 I’ve written about “Accountant Ryan”<\/em> before, but he’s kinda boring.\u00a0 He dresses funny, has weird hair, and is a Dolphins fan, no offense<\/em>.\u00a0 Then there’s “Part Time Pete”<\/em>, who definitely has A.D.H.D, but unfortunately isn’t medicated.\u00a0 He annoys the hell out of me, and a lot of other people.\u00a0 We try not to feed him sugar.\u00a0\u00a0 Or I could write about our “head of security<\/em>“…..she likes to stareout the window watching the parking lot, and looks at every website on the internet to make sure it’s safe.\u00a0 I don’t know, I guess I’ll figure it out….ding dong the witch is dead<\/span>, wait, that would be wrong to sing that, right?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well today I found out that “Miss Cleo” is no longer at my work.\u00a0 If you don’t know, “Miss Cleo”, was my code name for my arch enemy, nemesis, co-worker, former co-worker…..If you’re an avid reader, (which you should be), you’d know that she was…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[69,515,1070],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-uf","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}