{"id":1886,"date":"2010-01-05T09:04:35","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T13:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2010-01-05T09:04:35","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T13:04:35","slug":"mr-roboto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/01\/05\/mr-roboto\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Roboto"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay, Christmas is over so it can stop being winter any time. Got that Mother Nature. Hey, Old Man Winter, I’m just not that into you.<\/p>\n

Right now my dog is in the kitchen freaking out because there is\u00a0 pizza crust on a plate on the counter. Pizza crust is his crack and I can’t cure his addiction. They don’t offer any 12 step programs for pizza crust addicted dogs. Christmas Eve we made our own pizza and he was freaking out, jumping around the kitchen. He was also doing his Stevie Wonder head wave\u00a0 for the\u00a0pizza crust. Since we were also taking pictures and\u00a0 he believes cameras are the work of the devil and\u00a0devil works cause him\u00a0to pee all over the floor, I put him in the basement. We’re upstairs trying to enjoy pizza and our 80 lb dog is running up and down the basement stairs barking. He was so upset because he just knew our other dog was getting all the pizza crust and it was driving him insane. Then after one run upstairs we heard him fall all the way down the stairs. We ran to the basement door and there he was at the bottom wagging his tail, happy as could be and he galloped back upstairs to have his pizza crust. We were glad we didn’t have a dog with a broken hip on Christmas Eve and he was happy to get his pizza, but he was sore for the next few days.<\/p>\n

J-Man got Super Mario Brothers for the Wii for Christmas and he has already beat every level of the whole damn game. He’s 7. He’ll ask us to play with him and we pretty much just follow along behind him or float in a bubble so we’ll be safe while he finishes the level. If we aren’t fast enough he just keeps going and we disappear from the screen and die. He really needs someone who can offer him a little competition and that wouldn’t be us.<\/p>\n

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Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m really<\/em> cranky right now, I’ve had a headache for about 5 days now.\u00a0 Not a migraine, just a headache that won’t go away no matter what I do.\u00a0 So at this point I’m cranky.<\/p>\n

Kids are so cute and innocent.\u00a0 I came to that conclusion on Saturday when I was at Walmart with them.\u00a0 I was looking at dishes, when I heard someone talk using one of those voice box things.\u00a0 I immediately looked over at my 9 year old who was smiling the biggest smile, and was about to run after the voice.\u00a0 I\u00a0yelled at him to come over to me immediately.\u00a0 When he did, he\u00a0was super excited, with the biggest grin, and said, “is that a real robot?”<\/em>\u00a0 Okay, how cute is that?\u00a0\u00a0He really <\/em>thought there was a real live robot in Walmart, and he was going to go find it!\u00a0 Boy was he really disappointed when I told him\u00a0what it really was…..on the bright side, I don’t think he’ll ever take up smoking!<\/p>\n

Don’t foget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday<\/strong> tomorrow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! Elle Okay, Christmas is over…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[569,1291,1391,1642,1872],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-uq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}