Little Big Sister left a comment that my hints are too vague. I’ll let her get away with that because she’s my daughter. I guess they were so vague it took her a while to figure it out, but I think that’s because it’s normal to her. In fact J-Man and Sissy were surprised everyone didn’t have one.<\/p>\n
Here’s what it’s not:<\/p>\n
It’s not a trained, mail retrieving snake. I hate snakes! That would be mail I would never touch, all slimy with snake cooties. Who wants snake cooties all over their mail? Not me.<\/p>\n
It’s not a tanning bed. Can you believe I’m allergic to the sun. Who the freak is allergic to the sun?\u00a0I tried\u00a0going to a tanning salon when I was 18 and every time I went I broke out in huge\u00a0itchy hives. Ya, I\u00a0looked dope with those huge welty hives and my slightly off white “tan”. What a hottie! Still to this day I get red itchy bumps on my arms and chest and if I’m in the sun too many days in a row, those hives come back. My coolness\u00a0knows\u00a0no bounds.\u00a0<\/p>\n
It’s not a robot maid, although that would be the\u00a0bestest thing ever. A robot maid. She could be my BFF and clean my house and I could blog all day.\u00a0Oh, how wonderful that would be. But she can’t talk back to me like Rosie on The Jetson’s. <\/em>I get enough people talking back to me at work, don’t need no stinkin’ robot dissing me. As long as we’re clear on that she can stay.<\/p>\n Now for the hints<\/p>\n 1. You’ll never meet anyone else who has one. At least I have that claim to fame.<\/p>\n 2. It isn’t portable. It’s a part of our house. So no you can’t have mine. You’ll have to get your own.<\/p>\n 3.\u00a0All of us do use it everyday, usually several times a day.<\/p>\n I guess these are still vague, but give it a shot and take a wild guess. We’ll reveal what it is in our next Elle & Stacy video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Little Big Sister left a comment that my hints are too vague. I’ll let her get away with that because she’s my daughter. I guess they were so vague it took her a while to figure it out, but I think that’s because it’s normal…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[798,1016,1392,1394,1679],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-33","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7884,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions\/7884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}