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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you visited us yesterday, then you read that I’ve had a headache for 6 days now.\u00a0 Today I had an appointment with my doctor.\u00a0 I described the headache to her, I feel it the most at the back of my head and it wraps around my head like a bad 80’s sweatband.\u00a0 Y’know like Olivia Newton John in Physical.\u00a0 Luckily the doctor knew immediately what it was, a muscle contraction headache.\u00a0 What The Hell <\/strong>is that?\u00a0 I’ve never heard of one of those.\u00a0 I get headache’s all the time, migraines, tension, stress, sinus, you name it, I get it.\u00a0 Great, one more to add to the list!\u00a0 They’re not really sure how you get them, usually it’s due to something out of whack with your neck, spine, or posture.\u00a0 Well I did fall down last week, and was using the Wii fit.\u00a0 Maybe I did it then, or because I’m trying to stand up straight.\u00a0 She gave me some really nice pills that have muscle relaxants, codeine, aspirin and caffeine.\u00a0\u00a0 Pills I like to call, “make sure you’re horizontal when you take them”.<\/p>\n

Oh crap, I just read that pamphlet they gave me with the pills and it says, “Do not lay down for a half an hour after taking them”.\u00a0 What the Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 It doesn’t even tell me why!\u00a0 Maybe that’s why it didn’t work earlier, I took one and went to bed.<\/p>\n

If you’re on Facebook you need to become a fan of www.peopleofwalmart.com<\/a>.\u00a0 The picture’s they post of people will make you go What The Hell<\/strong> every time!\u00a0 It’s amazing that some people actually leave the house looking like such train wrecks!\u00a0 It’s also good for a laugh!<\/p>\n

Elle keeps telling me that it’s “Our Year”,<\/em> “The Year of the Monkey Butt”.<\/em>\u00a0 Kinda like Chinese New Year, only much funnier.\u00a0 So this is the year that we get aggressive and start to “catch on” with people.\u00a0 Every time she says that I sing, “Be aggressive, be be aggressive, B-E\u00a0 A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. aggressive!”\u00a0 I know right now you’re saying, “What the hell<\/em><\/strong> Stacy, now that stupid song is stuck in my head!”<\/em>\u00a0 You’re welcome, see we’re catching on already!<\/p>\n

Our dumb ass cat is still on top of the refrigerator, and still puking all the time!\u00a0 Tonight I heard this really weird scream and looked to see the cat with his tongue hanging out.\u00a0 Oh crap!\u00a0 I ran to the kitchen, grabbed him and got him onto the floor just in time for him to puke ALL over the floor!\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?!\u00a0 There was a line of puke across the whole kitchen!\u00a0 UGH!\u00a0 And I can’t complain to my husband because he will say, “well YOU wanted the cat”.<\/em>\u00a0 Yea, but I didn’t want one that would lay on top of our refrigerator and throw up all the time!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sunday morning I was trying to sleep in and J-Man didn’t want me to.<\/p>\n

J-Man: Mom, I want to tell you something.<\/p>\n

Me: In a few minutes honey.<\/p>\n

J-Man: I need you to come look at something.<\/p>\n

Me: Can’t it wait a little bit?<\/p>\n

J-Man: No, I need to show you now.<\/p>\n

Me: Okay, give me a couple minutes and I’ll be right there.<\/p>\n

J-Man: Fine, I’ll just tell you right now. My head itches and I need you to check my hair to see if I have lice.<\/p>\n

Me: What The Hell??!!!<\/strong> I’m awake!<\/p>\n

No, J-Man didn’t have lice, but the kids in his class are dropping like flies with lice so he’s getting a little paranoid.<\/p>\n

Although, I haven’t made any resolutions, I have started using the Wii Fit again. I was pretty proud of myself because my Wii Fit age was 12 years younger than I am. Last night my husband used the Wii Fit for the first time and I was sure I would kick his butt at the balance games. Well, holy crap, not so much. The icing on the cake (mmmmmmm..cake) was his Wii Fit age was 16 years younger than his real age. What the Hell??!!<\/strong> That’s sooooo not fair. At least I’m 4 years younger for real.<\/p>\n