{"id":1912,"date":"2010-01-12T06:45:21","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T10:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2010-01-12T06:45:21","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T10:45:21","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughts-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/01\/12\/random-tuesday-thoughts-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I think my youngest is coming down with something.\u00a0 When he got home from school he said he wanted to fast forward time to 8pm so he could go to bed!\u00a0 Usually he wants to fast forward time to dinner, not bedtime.\u00a0 At 7:30pm he came out and said, “I’m going to bed now, I’ll get my toothbrush ready”.<\/em>\u00a0 What??\u00a0 Brushed his teeth and went to bed.\u00a0 I’m hoping he’s fine tomorrow.<\/p>\n

I’ve realized that expression “Think Yourself Thin”<\/em> doesn’t really work.\u00a0 I’ve been “Thinking Myself Working Out”,<\/em> but I’m not really seeing any results.\u00a0 Dammit<\/p>\n

I think I’m having another phantom period right now.\u00a0 I’m really grumpy and aggravated with people, oh wait, I’m always aggravated with people.\u00a0 And I want chocolate, oh wait, I always want chocolate.\u00a0 Okay, so maybe it’s not a phantom period, just me being me.<\/p>\n

We got new phones at work, and I really like them.\u00a0 The only problem is, you can change the ring-tone on them so you know when someone is calling your extension directly.\u00a0 I’ve apparently chosen the wrong one.\u00a0 Every time it rings it sounds like that scary music that plays in a movie when you’re about to be killed!\u00a0\u00a0 Kinda makes you jump every time someone calls you.<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

J-Man stayed home sick from school yesterday….. again. I was supposed to go to work, but had to call in….. again.<\/p>\n

Of course, I was out of Diet Pepsi yesterday morning, but I didn’t think it was any big deal because I could grab some when I went to work, except I didn’t go to work. So I was stuck home with a sick child without caffeine. I didn’t know if I was going to make it. I did attempt to make a pot of coffee, but I hate coffee and I’m a really bad coffee maker, but somehow\u00a0I managed to choke some down but it was horrible.<\/p>\n

I just helped Sissy with a book report on Benedict Arnold. Anyone need to know anything about Benedict Arnold because I’m\u00a0the go to girl for all your Benedict Arnold needs.<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday<\/strong> tomorrow. Link up and join in the fun, what the hell?<\/p>\n

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! Stacy I think my youngest…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[167,331,464,1269,1734],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-uQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}