{"id":1924,"date":"2010-01-19T06:29:54","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T10:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1924"},"modified":"2010-01-19T06:29:54","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T10:29:54","slug":"youre-wearing-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/01\/19\/youre-wearing-that\/","title":{"rendered":"You're Wearing That?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Have you seen the commercials for the new show “<\/strong>Worst Cooks in America<\/em>“? Apparently the contestants are nominated by their friends and family. Do you really need friends or family like that? Although if someone wants to nominate me for What Not To Wear, I won’t be upset. That stalking they do beforehand is a little creepy though. If they stalked me, they would see me rushing to drive J-Man to school because he missed the bus again and I would probably be wearing my Yoga pants and a sweatshirt. Oh wait, that’s pretty much what I wear all the time. I think I’d have a hard time spending $5000 on myself. I haven’t spent that much money on myself in a decade. I’d be like “Ooh, I can get some really cute things for the kids.” or “I could so stock up my pantry and freezer.” Plus, they don’t let you buy Yoga pants on that show and they’d make fun of my “before” wardrobe and then throw it all away. Never mind, maybe I don’t want to party with Stacy and Clinton.<\/p>\n

J-Man has another cold. I swear he gets sick every weekend and then I have to call every Monday and talk to the scary attendance lady. I try to time the phone call for when the kids are getting off of the buses and I think she will be too busy to answer the phone. Then I just get her voicemail and can leave a message. It doesn’t always work. I’m hoping I won’t have to call and talk to her. It’s my only day off alone until next week sometime. The key word is “Alone”. I love being with the kids, but I really would like a few minutes to myself. I’m so selfish.<\/p>\n

In a couple of weeks my husband is flying down to Florida with our Disney Daughter. She’ll be starting her second internship there. At first, I wasn’t jealous at all because he was planning on driving her down there and pretty much turning right around and coming back as soon as she was settled. Now they are flying down a few days early, spending a few days at my MIL’s place on the ocean and relaxing. Then they’ll drive up to Orlando, get settled and then my suntanned, relaxed husband will fly back a couple of days later. I admit it, I’m soooooooooooo freakin’ jealous. I’ll be stuck here in the cold and the snow with the 2 younger children and the dogs. On top of that I’ll be missing the Social Media Moms Conference at Walt Disney World that’s due to start the day he gets back. I’d sell one of my kidneys to go but so far no takers. So I’m a little bitchy and will be for a few weeks. You’ve been warned.<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

My oldest son hates drinking water, but he can stay outside for hours eating snow.<\/p>\n

I hate the “Flirty Girl Fitness”<\/em> commercial.\u00a0 It’s way too long and it’s like watching strippers practice with their clothes on.\u00a0 I guess once you’ve mastered the work out video you can go get a job at your local strip club.<\/p>\n

The last two times I colored my hair I got hair dye on my hand between my thumb and my index finger.\u00a0 I’m thinking there is a defect in the saran wrap gloves they give you.\u00a0 Now I have this dark brown spot on my hand which makes people go, “what the hell is wrong with your hand?”<\/em>\u00a0 To which I can reply, “I have that Michael Jackson disease, except I’m getting darker instead of lighter”.<\/em><\/p>\n

Things I yell at my Wii Fit trainer<\/em> – Yes I had to put my foot down, you told me I could!\u00a0 No, I don’t know how I gained those 2.1 lbs since last time, if I knew I wouldn’t of gained them!\u00a0 So what if my leg is shaky I’m holding my other leg behind my head!\u00a0 So what if it’s been 2 days since I worked out, I was busy!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow!<\/p>\n

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