{"id":1964,"date":"2010-02-04T00:30:17","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T04:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1964"},"modified":"2010-02-04T00:30:17","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T04:30:17","slug":"lost-season-premiere-cliff-notes-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/02\/04\/lost-season-premiere-cliff-notes-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"LOST-Season Premiere-Cliff Notes Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: 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src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/sawyer41-300x191.jpg?resize=300%2C191\" alt=\"sawyer41\" width=\"300\" height=\"191\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So on Wednesday <strong>LOST<\/strong> finally premiered.\u00a0 Let me start off by saying that I have watched this damn show since it started.\u00a0 This is the last season, and they keep saying that everything will be explained.\u00a0 Yea right, that&#8217;s what you guys have been saying all along, and nothing is ever explained!\u00a0 Every time I watch it I am more confused than I was the week before!\u00a0 I decided to summarize what happened in the 2 hour premiere, hopefully you can follow along&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In the season finale last year Jack, Sawyer, Kate and Juliette were trying to blow up the big ass magnet that&#8217;s on the island.\u00a0 They thought if they did that, then their plane wouldn&#8217;t crash on the island&#8230;.<em>remember, they traveled back in time and it&#8217;s the 70&#8217;s, they haven&#8217;t <strong>actually<\/strong> crashed there yet.<\/em>\u00a0 Makes sense right?\u00a0 So, boom, it blows up.\u00a0 On the other side of the island Locke brought Ben to talk to Jacob.\u00a0 Jacob is the CEO of the island, Ben is his <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">bitch<\/span>, I mean assistant, he does everything Jacob tells him to do, although he&#8217;s never <em>actually<\/em> seen Jacob.\u00a0 There are some other people that came to the Island on another plane, and they brought a casket, and guess who was in the casket???\u00a0 Locke!\u00a0 <strong>What the Hell<\/strong>??\u00a0 Yep there&#8217;s Locke&#8217;s dead body, how is that possible?\u00a0 <em>Just wait, it gets even weirder<\/em>.\u00a0 It then jumps to Jack, Sayid, Sawyer, Kate, Hurley, Boone <em>(remember him from season 1?<\/em>), Sun, Jin, Rose and Bernard on the doomed airplane from Australia that is suppose to crash on the island&#8230;&#8230;.<strong>but it doesn&#8217;t<\/strong>&#8230;it passes over the island, and the camera pans down from the clouds and shows the island <strong>under water<\/strong>&#8230;kinda like Atlantis or something!\u00a0 We also find out that the airline lost Jack&#8217;s dead father.\u00a0 Then we jump back to the island where the big bomb went off, they find Juliette under a bunch of rubble and save her in time for her to die in Sawyer&#8217;s arms&#8230;.<em>it didn&#8217;t go over well with Sawyer<\/em>.\u00a0 Then we see Locke and Ben talking to Jacob in a cave, Locke convinces Ben to kill Jacob, which he does, then they burn Jacob&#8217;s body.\u00a0 A bunch of other people come in the cave <em>(which I&#8217;m guessing are Jacob&#8217;s bodyguards, but they obviously are fired now because they didn&#8217;t do their job!)<\/em> and they shoot Locke.\u00a0 Guess what, the bullets <strong>bounce off of him<\/strong>&#8230;<em>yep another What The Hell moment<\/em>.\u00a0 Locke then turns to smoke!\u00a0 <em>Ahh, now I understand, he&#8217;s the Smoke Monster of the Island!<\/em>\u00a0 He kills the bodyguards, then turns back into Locke.\u00a0 If you don&#8217;t know the Smoke Monster is like the crazy pit bull of the island, he was probably some one&#8217;s pet, but then he went crazy.\u00a0 So then dead 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underline;\">Dead<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Not Dead<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Maybe Dead<br \/>\n<\/span>Jacob\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jack\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Claire<br \/>\nJack&#8217;s Father\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 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