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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other day at work one of my bosses asked me to be in charge of the company’s Twitter page.\u00a0 I was flattered, and although I don’t use Twitter, I know basically how it works.\u00a0 We talked for a minute or so about it, and then he said, “Do what you want, you’re creative, just keep it clean”.<\/em>\u00a0 I told my immediate boss about it because I was excited, and she said, “yea well you have to keep it clean.”<\/em>\u00a0 Okay, What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 What’s with the “keep it clean?”<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0 What is my name on the men’s bathroom wall or something?\u00a0 Where did I get this reputation?…..Although come to think of it, it was me<\/em> <\/strong>who put up the pretty much naked David Beckham picture yesterday (if you didn’t see, scroll down and check him out).<\/em><\/p>\n

Okay, so I’m creative, but sarcastic, and apparently a little on the dirty side.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong> am I going to Tweet about?\u00a0 I’ve put up a few, and of course Elle, and “W” (from work) tell me how boring they are.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 I’m representing a business here, I can’t be too<\/em> bad.\u00a0 Although I did want to tweet one thing, and since I’m not on Twitter I’ll put it here, “Your phone call is so important to us that our receptionist will knock on the bathroom door to let us know we have a phone call”.<\/em>\u00a0 It’s probably too long, but hey it was funny, and actually TRUE<\/strong>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I have been alternating between using my weight bench and the Wii fit lately.\u00a0\u00a0 But since there’s always something I need to do, I usually don’t get to use either until 9pm or later.\u00a0 And guess what, I don’t seem to have any balance when I’m tired.\u00a0 So today I decided I would use it at 4pm.\u00a0 “B”<\/strong> was outside playing, and “T”<\/strong> was playing the computer.\u00a0 Of course 5 minutes into my routine they both come in and sit on the couch.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 “Weren’t you outside?\u00a0 Weren’t you on the computer?”<\/em>\u00a0 Both of them – “I got bored”.<\/strong>\u00a0 Well guess what, I’m not doing Yoga with an audience!\u00a0 I kicked each of them out and finished my routine!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Last week I finally talked to my doctor and basically begged her to do another laparoscopy to see why I’m still having so much pain. Instead she referred me to a PPS….a Pelvic Pain Specialist. What The Hell???!!! <\/strong>Who even knew there\u00a0 was such a thing as a PPS? The PPS won’t even schedule an appointment until I fill out some paperwork and they get it back and even then they are scheduling appointments for the end of March. What The Hell???!!!<\/strong>The end of freakin’ March? The nurse at my doctor’s office did say to call her and she would see if she could get me in sooner, but I’ve been thinking about it and why would they be able to get me in sooner? Wouldn’t everyone be in pain <\/em>if they need to see the PPS? What would make me so special?<\/p>\n

My husband was supposed to fly back home today after spending a few days in Florida and dropping our daughter off at Disney World, but Jet Blue and that slut Mother Nature had other plans. In anticipation of the storm Jet Blue cancelled his flight on Monday. After hours on hold, he was finally able to schedule a flight home on Friday. Tough break being stuck in Florida by the ocean until then. He’ll be home for one week then he heads out for a trip to China. What The Hell???!!!!<\/strong> I’m more than ready for a vacation just for me.<\/p>\n