{"id":1995,"date":"2010-02-17T00:30:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T04:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=1995"},"modified":"2010-02-17T00:30:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T04:30:05","slug":"why-women-are-cranky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/02\/17\/why-women-are-cranky\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Women are Cranky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1996\" href=\"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?attachment_id=1996\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1996\" title=\"recycle-bin\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/recycle-bin-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"recycle-bin\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The picture above is from the kitchen at my work.\u00a0 I was waiting for my lunch to heat up and noticed something in the recycling bin&#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 Can you tell what it might be?\u00a0 I noticed the reason why women can be cranky at work\u00a0throughout the day <em>(not that <strong>anyone<\/strong> I work with is cranky).\u00a0 <\/em>Okay, if you can&#8217;t figure it out, I&#8217;ll tell you&#8230;.every box in the recycling bin is for <strong>Lean Cuisine<\/strong>, or <strong>Smart One&#8217;s.<\/strong>\u00a0 Diet food people!\u00a0 Women are hungry, and lacking in calories!\u00a0 However, they are not lacking in salt intake&#8230;have you ever read the back of one of those boxes?\u00a0 There&#8217;s like a gazillion grams of salt in them!\u00a0 Which is probably why we go through water like crazy!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last Friday we got free donuts and bagels&#8230;..<em>everyone<\/em> was in a good mood that day.\u00a0 <em>Just sayin&#8217;<br \/>\nFor more Wordfull Wednesday, head on over to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.5minutesformom.com\/16184\/wordless-wednesday-33\/\">5 Minutes for Mom<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 The picture above is from the kitchen at my work.\u00a0 I was waiting for my lunch to heat up and noticed something in the recycling bin&#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 Can you tell what it might be?\u00a0 I noticed the reason why women can be cranky at work\u00a0throughout&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[402,522,965,1416,1513],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-wb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}