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If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I know I’ve said it before, but I’m going to say it again…..if you are being followed around by people with t.v. camera’s and they say they want to document your alcohol and illegal drug use, don’t be so freaking surprised when you go to your “final interview”<\/em> and it’s an INTERVENTION<\/strong>!!\u00a0 I know, you are all jacked up on prescription drugs, alcohol etc. but come on people, get a clue!\u00a0\u00a0 The t.v. show is called Intervention<\/strong>!\u00a0 Duh.<\/p>\n

Oh, and if I invest an hour watching the train wreck that is your life, I expect that at the end of the show it will tell me that you are still sober<\/strong>.\u00a0 If you’re not, you just wasted an hour of my life…just sayin’<\/em><\/p>\n

If your kids want to buy the Wii Speak for Animal Crossing<\/em>, JUST SAY NO<\/strong>!\u00a0 It’s soooo annoying!\u00a0 It’s like 11 year olds using a speaker phone, but\u00a0yelling much louder!\u00a0 And of course after about an hour or so, all you hear are them making “gas” noises!\u00a0 Back and forth, back and forth!<\/p>\n

My husband got me one of those huge chocolate chip cookies, and flowers for Valentine’s Day.\u00a0 I got him an outdoor fire pit.\u00a0 Our 9 year old said, “Wow, is that a fireplace?\u00a0 That’s waaaaaaaayyyyyy better than flowers!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

My husband finally got back from Florida on Friday afternoon. This week is the kid’s vacation so I am working nights. That means he gets home at 5:25 and I run out the door yelling dinner and bedtime instructions as I try to get to work by 5:30. This will go on every all week. Then he needs to be at the airport by 6am Saturday morning for an 8 day trip to China. I’m hoping I actually get to spend some time with him when he finally gets back. On the plus side, it’s harder to find things to disagree about when you barely see each other.<\/p>\n

I love chocolate, yummy, yummy chocolate. I always feel better after a little bit of chocolate. I’m thinking we should give out little chocolate bars with the prescriptions at work. Maybe then people would be in a better mood….then again, maybe not. There are some things even chocolate can’t overcome.<\/p>\n

This morning I turned on the Today show to see some Olympic stuff and it’s Kathie Lee and Hoda doing some stupid stuff and I notice that Kathie Lee Gifford has the exact hairstyle I’ve been picturing in my mind as my next hairstyle.\u00a0 Crap! Do I really want the same hairstyle as Kathie Lee? Do I bring in a picture of her with that hairstyle to my hair dresser and say “I want my hair cut this way” and then be the butt of all their hair dresser jokes for the rest of the day?<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us tomorrow for What The Hell Wednesday.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! Stacy I know I’ve said…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[331,643,753,867,914,1877],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-wq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2010"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}