{"id":2055,"date":"2010-02-18T00:30:35","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T04:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2055"},"modified":"2010-02-18T00:30:35","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T04:30:35","slug":"lost-re-capthe-substitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/02\/18\/lost-re-capthe-substitute\/","title":{"rendered":"LOST Re-Cap~The Substitute"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Okay, I’m trying to be more efficient this week.\u00a0 I watched last night’s episode of LOST<\/strong> and took notes.\u00a0 Yep, notes.\u00a0 Am I a dork or am I just doing this for the fans?\u00a0 I’m going to go with doing it for fans.\u00a0 As you can see from the picture above of a very dead John Locke<\/strong>.\u00a0 Not to be confused with the John Locke<\/strong> possessed by the Smoke Monster<\/strong> or the John Locke<\/strong>in the parallel universe still stuck in a wheelchair.\u00a0 Have I lost you yet?<\/em>\u00a0 Every time I think it’s going to reveal something, I get more and more confused.\u00a0 Again I will talk about what is going on on the Island, and then what was going on in the parallel universe (or whatever they’re calling it!)<\/em><\/p>\n

So Locke<\/strong> (aka Smoke Monster)<\/em> had Richard<\/strong> (the guy that doesn’t age)<\/em> in a trap in the jungle.\u00a0 He let him down and Richard told him that he couldn’t “kill him”.<\/em>\u00a0 Meaning someone else, not Richard.\u00a0 This didn’t go over well with Smokey<\/strong>.\u00a0 I’m just going to call him that from now on, it’s shorter.<\/em>\u00a0 Smokey goes to the deserted Others<\/strong> Camp and finds Sawyer<\/strong> drunk and shirtless (yea).<\/em>\u00a0 Since Sawyer is back to being angry and bitter, he convinces him to go with him into the jungle.\u00a0 As they are walking they run into a young, blond boy (of course right?).<\/em>\u00a0 They both can see the little boy.\u00a0 And the little boy says, “you know the rules, you can’t kill him.”<\/em>\u00a0 I’m guessing that this is Jacob<\/strong> as a child…..I know, Jacob is dead, and his body was burned<\/em>, but this is LOST<\/strong>, everyone comes back to life on here, well, almost<\/em> everyone (those actresses that were arrested for DUI never came back to life when they got killed).<\/em>\u00a0 Anyways, Smokey runs after the little boy.\u00a0 Sawyer is alone in the jungle and crazy Richard comes out of nowhere and tells Sawyer that he has to come with him to the temple, and that Locke is not really Locke, and that he wants to kill everyone that is on the island, including Sawyer.\u00a0 Sawyer really doesn’t give a rat’s ass what Richard says.\u00a0 He tells him that he knows that isn’t Locke, but was told by him that if he went into the jungle with him, he would tell him why he was on the island.\u00a0 Smokey returns and Sawyer asks, “where’s the kid?”,<\/em> and Smokey says, “what kid?”<\/em>\u00a0 Sawyer then asks him what he<\/strong> is.\u00a0 He says that he was once a man, and that he is trapped, but if Sawyer continues with him all will be revealed (bull crap!)<\/em>\u00a0 On the other side of the island Ben<\/strong>, the Pilot guy<\/strong>, Sun<\/strong> and Llana<\/strong> bury the real dead John Locke.\u00a0 Ben says some nice words at his funeral, “I’m sorry I murdered him”.<\/em>\u00a0 Isn’t that nice?\u00a0 Back to Sawyer and Smokey….they climb down a rope ladder on a cliff, Sawyer almost falls down, but Smokey saves him.\u00a0 They enter a cave.\u00a0 In the cave on the ceiling are names, most of the names are crossed out.\u00a0 They do show you some of the names, like – 23-Shepherd, 16-Hurley, 42-Kwon, 4-Locke, 15-Ford, Sayid (can’t remember the number).<\/em>\u00a0 I personally missed Kate<\/strong>‘s name, unless they didn’t show it.\u00a0 Smokey crosses out Locke’s name.\u00a0 I’m guessing that the numbers with the names are those same set of cursed numbers (Hurley’s winning lotto numbers, and the code for that computer).<\/em>\u00a0 I’m also guessing the crossed out names means they’re dead<\/strong>.\u00a0 Sawyer asks why his name is on the ceiling, and of course he gets a cryptic answer.\u00a0 He tells him that he has 3 choices<\/strong>, 1<\/strong>-do nothing, 2<\/strong>-become the new Jacob and protect the island from nothing, or 3<\/strong>-leave the island.\u00a0 He chooses door #3<\/strong> with a “hell yes.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Back on the alternate reality, it’s all about Locke<\/strong>.\u00a0 He’s stuck in the wheelchair, and gets fired for going to Australia to go on the walk about.\u00a0 When he leaves the building he runs into Hurley<\/strong> who’s Hummer is parked too close to his handicap van.\u00a0 Hurley says he owns the company and he will help Locke if he wants another job.\u00a0 Locke goes back to the company and is interviewed by Rose<\/strong>.\u00a0 Rose tells him that she has terminal cancer.\u00a0 She gives him a job as a substitute teacher at a school.\u00a0 When Locke goes into the teacher’s lounge, guess who he runs into?\u00a0 Ben<\/strong>, not quite as creepy as he is on the island, much more dorky and he is a history teacher.<\/p>\n

Confused yet?\u00a0 Please feel free to comment with any observations I may of missed.\u00a0 I like to watch the episode again the following week with the subtitles at the bottom.\u00a0 There’s always something you miss!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, I’m trying to be more efficient this week.\u00a0 I watched last night’s episode of LOST and took notes.\u00a0 Yep, notes.\u00a0 Am I a dork or am I just doing this for the fans?\u00a0 I’m going to go with doing it for fans.\u00a0 As you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[838,902,994,1209,1404,1518,1726,1916],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-x9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}