{"id":2138,"date":"2010-03-22T06:58:09","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T10:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2138"},"modified":"2010-03-22T06:58:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T10:58:09","slug":"hey-look-its-mental-defective-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/03\/22\/hey-look-its-mental-defective-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Look! It&#039;s Mental Defective Monday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2q1xymd.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-729   aligncenter\" title=\"2q1xymd\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/2q1xymd.gif?resize=280%2C267\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"267\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We haven&#8217;t done a Mental Defective Monday since October &#8217;09. What&#8217;s up with that? It&#8217;s not because of a lack of crazy, creepy, make your skin crawl keyword searches. No, it&#8217;s mostly because we&#8217;ve been to busy on Sunday nights watching <em>The Amazing Race<\/em> or something like that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.\u00a0\u00a0 allergic to squirrel; <\/strong>then stop eating it. Simple<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.\u00a0\u00a0 words that start with blue; <\/strong>blueberry, bluebonnet ummmm&#8230;. good luck with that one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 monkey butt cysts; <\/strong>ewwwwwwwwww! Medical intervention is probably a good idea at this point.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.\u00a0 \u00a0her butt big as hell; <\/strong>If you can&#8217;t say something nice, don&#8217;t say anything at all<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.\u00a0\u00a0 site where you can start arguments monkeybutt; <\/strong>why would you need to argue about monkey-butts?<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.\u00a0\u00a0 cure for dogs butt fishy smell; <\/strong>Try this newfangled idea called a bath.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.\u00a0 \u00a0my baby squirrels butt is swollen; <\/strong>maybe he&#8217;s putting the nuts in the wrong cheeks<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.\u00a0\u00a0 my cat pukes out poo; <\/strong>you may want to call the vet on that one<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.\u00a0\u00a0monkey ass on outside; <\/strong>okay, you got me. Isn&#8217;t that where a monkey&#8217;s ass is supposed to be?<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 poop bigger than butt; <\/strong>I&#8217;ve got one word for you&#8230;&#8230;fiber. Or maybe Jamie Lee Curtis and her Activia could help you out.<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t done a Mental Defective Monday since October &#8217;09. What&#8217;s up with that? It&#8217;s not because of a lack of crazy, creepy, make your skin crawl keyword searches. No, it&#8217;s mostly because we&#8217;ve been to busy on Sunday nights watching The Amazing Race or&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[65,881,1051,1085],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-yu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}