{"id":2168,"date":"2010-03-31T06:31:45","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T10:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2168"},"modified":"2010-03-31T06:31:45","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T10:31:45","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/03\/31\/what-the-hell-wednesday-25\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday ~ 25"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em><\/em><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want anyone to get the wrong idea, that I&#8217;m not grateful to be here after last week, but it <strong><em>is<\/em> What The Hell Wednesday <\/strong>so I&#8217;ll be ranting as usual, but with a side of gratitude.<\/p>\n<p>Next week I see the PPS (pelvic pain specialist) and this whole pulmonary emboli thingy has kind of thrown my plans out of whack. I was pretty sure the PPS would do another laparoscopy because of the ongoing pain issue and now I can&#8217;t have surgery for at least 6 months because of the blood thinners, unless it&#8217;s an emergency. That means at least 6 more months of pain, because let&#8217;s be honest. It&#8217;s not like it&#8217;s going to suddenly stop when it&#8217;s hurt for 7 months already. <strong>What The Hell???!!<\/strong> It&#8217;ll be over a year by then. Oh well, deep breath, it will get better eventually, right? right?<\/p>\n<p>Now my chin is breaking out like crazy. I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s because I stopped the birth control pills, but <strong>What The Hell??? <\/strong>At my age, pimples should be the last thing I have to worry about. On the bright side, since the doctor said I had to stay home from work this week it&#8217;s not like anyone is really going to see.<\/p>\n<p>Today I had 3 different idiots try to get me to download a file that was most likely a virus. The first was a comment on the blog and it was &#8220;I&#8217;m having trouble downloading this file would you do it for me?&#8221; then there was a link to click. <strong>What The Hell???? <\/strong>What kind of a moron do you take me for?? Stacy, don&#8217;t answer that! Then there was an email that was supposedly from UPS about a package they couldn&#8217;t deliver on January 18th. Helloooo, January 18th?? <strong>What The Hell?? <\/strong>It also had an attachment for me to click on. Do people really click on those links?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well there goes my <strong>What The Hell<\/strong> about breaking out.\u00a0 Thanks Elle.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll just say ditto, and <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>Today I wore a cute pair of heels to work.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve only worn them twice now, and I noticed when I walk, my left shoe squeaks.\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 It was really loud too!\u00a0 And my boss said it sounded like a frog!\u00a0 Great, cute shoes that sound like a frog when I walk.\u00a0 Fabulous.<\/p>\n<p>I was trying to watch and understand <strong>LOST<\/strong>, which is really hard to do!\u00a0 At the bottom of the screen there was a <strong>V<\/strong> and a countdown.\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong> ABC?\u00a0 I really don&#8217;t care that <strong>V <\/strong>is on in 54:46, I&#8217;m trying to watch <strong>LOST<\/strong> here, okay, cut it out!<\/p>\n<p>I had the insane idea of using the Wii fit at 6:30 A.M.\u00a0 I know what you&#8217;re thinking, <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>, but no not yet.\u00a0 So, the trainer yelled at me because my BMI changed from 22.23 to 22.41, and apparently I have really bad balance that early in the morning!\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Stop yelling at me, and then say,<em> &#8220;oh well your weight can fluctuate 2 pounds during the day.&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 Okay, so <strong>why the hell<\/strong> did you yell at me, and then tell me that??\u00a0 Two faced stupid trainer!<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.mcklinky.com\/linky_include_basic.asp?id=22594\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcklinky.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mcklinky.com\/images\/MckLinkyLogo119.gif?resize=119%2C39\" width=\"119\" height=\"39\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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