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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

As I was going to write this, there were 2 comments pending on our page.\u00a0 Now Elle usually gets to them before I do, because she’s way better at this blogging than I am!\u00a0 Just don’t tell her that, it goes right to her head! \u00a0But anyways, there was a comment that said, “great post, keep them coming.”<\/em>\u00a0 Not bad right?\u00a0 I should approve that right?\u00a0 Weeeellllll<\/strong>, the blog name was a little icky, but I clicked on it to see if it was real, and I was brought to a warning page.\u00a0 WARNING YOU’RE ABOUT TO READ SOME REALLY ICKY STUFF THAT YOU REALLY DON”T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT, LEAVE NOW BEFORE YOU GET THE HEEBIE JEEBIES!”<\/strong>\u00a0 Or something like that….What The Hell<\/strong>??\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 You come to a blog that 2 Mom’s write??\u00a0 Do you think we’re going to follow you?\u00a0 I mean, I know we want to be popular, but not with those<\/em> type of people….no offense.<\/p>\n

There is a new person at my work, and truthfully I don’t know her well at all.\u00a0 But<\/strong> I do know that she whistles, like non-stop whistling!\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>???\u00a0 I know there is a song, “whistle while you work”,<\/em> but they were dwarfs and they were doing slave labor in a mine, we do not need to whistle all day long.\u00a0 And guess what, it doesn’t make me cheery at all, it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard to me now! \u00a0I swear I’m going to come into work with a friggin’ box of crackers!!<\/p>\n

This morning I went to walk our dog before going to work.\u00a0 I walk out there and see two ducks standing in the woods behind our house.\u00a0 There is no pond back there just woods.\u00a0 I guess the dog frightened them because they took flight.\u00a0 Yep, right past us, you could hear their wings flapping, and then guess what happened next…………SPLAT<\/strong>!!!\u00a0 Right on my shoulder, the stupid duck pooped on me!!!\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Really Karma?\u00a0 What The Hell <\/strong>did I do to deserve that one?\u00a0 The two stupid ducks flew in a big circle and then landed right back in the same spot in the woods, if I had a BB gun, I would of shot them….well fired at them, I would of missed.\u00a0 The duck that pooped on me had better aim than I’d have!\u00a0 Stupid poopy wood ducks!!!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

I usually make sure I have this ready Tuesday night to publish early Wednesday morning, but lat night I was tired after work and had a good book to read so I thought What The Hell<\/strong>, I’ll just finish it in the morning.<\/p>\n

Because of the blood thinners I’m on I have to go get my blood tests 3 times a week right now. On Monday I went and there was a different woman there instead of the lady that usually does it. She obviously didn’t feel well and to top it all off she was a mumbler. Oh, ya and\u00a0a giant. \u00a0So she was a giant sick mumbler. I told her right off “I’m allergic to latex.””mumble, mumble, mumble latex free.”\u00a0 I’m looking at the one glove she is wearing ala Michael Jackson thinking to myself ‘looks like latex to me’ then she pulls out a glove from the box and “mumble mumble mumble latex free.”\u00a0 I look at the box and it says ‘powder-free latex exam gloves’. So I say “Those aren’t latex free” and she says “mumble mumble mumble latex free.” \u00a0So I read the caution statement on the side of the box to her “Caution this product contains natural rubber latex.”\u00a0What The Hell<\/strong>\u00a0Mumbles!??!! <\/strong>So then she takes off both gloves and got a new pair\u00a0out of the LATEX FREE<\/em> box and I see that her ginormous man hands barely fit in them. More mumbling ensues, she takes my blood and I leave. I have to go get another test this morning and I’m really hoping Mumbles isn’t there again.<\/p>\n