{"id":2256,"date":"2010-05-11T10:33:11","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T14:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2010-05-11T10:33:11","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T14:33:11","slug":"judgement-free-zone-as-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/05\/11\/judgement-free-zone-as-if\/","title":{"rendered":"Judgement Free Zone, as if!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay, the people that work at some banks are stupid.\u00a0 When you go up to the window to cash a check, they act as if you have never been in a bank before!\u00a0 “Do you have an account here?,\u00a0 Did you know about our free checking account?\u00a0 Do you want to set up a direct deposit?\u00a0 Did you know we’re open 7 days a week now?”<\/em>\u00a0 HELLO??\u00a0 Of course I do, this isn’t my first time ever in a bank!<\/p>\n

I know that the gym I go to has the motto, “Judgement Free Zone”<\/em>, but ummmmm, let’s just say that some people should not wear just spandex shorts and a sports bra.\u00a0 Just sayin’<\/em><\/p>\n

While we’re on the subject of “don’ts”,<\/em> if you’re a woman and you have a 5 o’clock shadow, or a full on beard going, you really need to do something about that.\u00a0 Wax it, pluck it, something!<\/p>\n

Betty White on SNL the other night……..fantastic…that’s it!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

J-Man is turning 8\u00a0next week and we are planning a birthday party. Have I mentioned I hate kid’s parties? Because I do. I really really do. Those 2 hours seem like an eternity or more like an eternity in hell. I’m not sure why, but they seriously stress me out. Just in case that’s not enough stress I’ve decided to up the stress level a notch by giving myself the goal of weeding our front and back gardens before the party. Wouldn’t be such a big deal if I’d actually weeded them last year, but I didn’t. Unless you’re coming over to help with the weeding then I suggest you stay away. I’m going to be a little extra cranky until after the party. Just sayin’.<\/p>\n

My third morning in a row having strawberry crepes with whipped cream for breakfast. I could so get used to this. It’s going to be hard to go back to Frosted Flakes.<\/p>\n

One of my Mother’s Day gifts was a box of mixed annuals. Every single day I’ve been told\/asked “You really need to plant those” or “When are you going to plant those?”. Since we woke up to snow on Mother’s Day and had a frost warning the other days they are sitting on my counter. Until Mother Nature gets her act together that’s where they’ll be. With my luck I’ll be planting them the morning of the kids party since I won’t have anything else to do.<\/p>\n

I have a huge garbage bag full of clothes to donate to Goodwill. But I want to know why my house doesn’t look any different. Those clothes had to come from somewhere and that means that the “somewhere” should be empty. Nope. Apparently any empty spot is sort of like a black hole and just sucks more crap into it. I hate black holes with crap in them.<\/p>\n

That’s it for the randomness. Don’t forget to join us tomorrow for What The Hell Wednesday<\/strong>! What the hell are you waiting for?<\/p>\n

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