{"id":2275,"date":"2010-05-18T06:14:48","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T10:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2010-05-18T06:14:48","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T10:14:48","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughts-take-down-your-wreath-damnit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/05\/18\/random-tuesday-thoughts-take-down-your-wreath-damnit\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts-Take Down Your Wreath Damnit!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I have decided that I like exercising, which is weird because I was always an anti-exercise person.\u00a0 I have heard that working out causes endorphins and makes you feel good.\u00a0 I figured these people were crazy, and all they were feeling was the light-headedness from lack of oxygen to their brain.\u00a0 Yesterday I actually felt it, and it felt good.\u00a0 Now if I could just see some results that would be great.<\/p>\n

Do you know the first place I lose weight?\u00a0 One hint, it’s the\u00a0ONE place I DON’T want to lose weight!<\/p>\n

My husband has a problem with our neighbor across the street.\u00a0 Don’t get me wrong, he likes them, but the problem is every year they leave their Christmas wreath up waaaaaay too long!!\u00a0 Every year they get a wreath for Thanksgiving, and display it on the front of their house.\u00a0 And every year it stays up forever.\u00a0 Last year they took it down on Memorial Day.\u00a0 Tonight I listened to my husband say the following,“Look, they’re looking right at the wreath…wait he’s going to…no!\u00a0 Okay, he gets the mail, walks towards the house, right at the wreath…and then he goes in the house!!!!\u00a0 Argh!!!” <\/em>I’m surprise he hasn’t gone over in the middle of the night and ripped it down, it bugs him\u00a0that much!\u00a0 It’s only been up 6 months, and is rust brown color, I don’t know what the problem is..<\/p>\n

I have a problem with people who have grammatical errors on their Facebook status.\u00a0 Spelling issues, not so much, but the misuse of the English language really bugs me.\u00a0 One friend wrote how she tutors young children, and someone commented to her, “to bad your not closer.”\u00a0 Seriously??\u00a0 Even my 9 year old can see the errors!!<\/p>\n

I can text and Facebook on my phone while using the elliptical or stairmaster at the gym.\u00a0 This is a big accomplishment since I have the ability to trip while walking on flat surfaces.<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

I don’t know about you, but my first thought after reading about the wreath is “how much is Stacy paying her neighbors to keep up that wreath?”. Just sayin’<\/p>\n

If you go into a public restroom and someone is already in there on their cell phone and it’s on speakerphone, isn’t that an invasion of\u00a0your privacy? At the very least it’s pretty icky.<\/p>\n

This morning I tried to be good and cut up some strawberries and put them in some vanilla yogurt. I planned on bringing them to work to have for lunch. Of course, I left them on the table when I went out the door and\u00a0I didn’t have a key to get back in and the garage door was broken (long story, don’t ask) so there they stayed. So glad I put out that effort for absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n

fcvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-=\/l0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 courtesy of KOK…kitten on keyboard. I guess she wanted to add her RTT too.<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday<\/em><\/strong> tomorrow. What the hell are you waiting for?<\/em><\/p>\n

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If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! Stacy I have decided that…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[128,584,603,869,941,1900],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-AH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}